Headline Fails #18
[caption id="attachment_25270" align="aligncenter" caption="I guess CNN couldn't determine exactly what verbiage they wanted to use."][/caption]
[caption id="attachment_25270" align="aligncenter" caption="I guess CNN couldn't determine exactly what verbiage they wanted to use."][/caption]
[caption id="attachment_25258" align="aligncenter" caption="What is "Monfday"?"][/caption]
[caption id="attachment_25266" align="aligncenter" caption="Doing some testing??"][/caption]
[caption id="attachment_25268" align="aligncenter" caption="Yet more testing"][/caption]
[caption id="attachment_25251" align="aligncenter" caption="Where are they being rowed back to?"][/caption]
[caption id="attachment_25253" align="aligncenter" caption="to resumes? Do you not understand the basics of the English language?"][/caption]
[caption id="attachment_25255" align="aligncenter" caption="The sentence structure not in title, but the text, is just a bit awkward... okay, it's very awkward."][/caption]
[caption id="attachment_25235" align="aligncenter" caption="Somebody doesn't know how to encode apostrophes. I'm not sure if it's CNN or Google. But either way, they should learn very quickly."][/caption]
[caption id="attachment_25222" align="aligncenter" caption="Wait, We're using our Cell phones more to do things that we used to do on our computers. Wow, who would've thought?"][/caption]
[caption id="attachment_25223" align="aligncenter" caption="This is American dammit, I'm allowed to procrastinate if I want to."][/caption]
[caption id="attachment_25224" align="aligncenter" caption="Prolonged exposure to hazardous materials makes us sicker... hmm... NEWSFLASH! Let all News outlets know this. This is a BIG Story."][/caption]
[caption id="attachment_25215" align="aligncenter" caption="Who the hell would harvest Kangaroos?"][/caption]
[caption id="attachment_25218" align="aligncenter" caption="Hmm... Getting to a hospital faster means you're more likely to live. Who would've thunk it."][/caption]
[caption id="attachment_25219" align="aligncenter" caption="AppleInsider must've needed another story because Steve Jobs has talked about this before. "Found"... hmm... you mean dug up out of the archives?"][/caption]
[caption id="attachment_25208" align="aligncenter" caption="I've always wanted my Office productivity suite to come with a goat. Now I can start my farm and have the goat mow the grass."][/caption]
[caption id="attachment_25209" align="aligncenter" caption="I would think doing anything through the nose, outside of breathing, and even that can be hazardous, would be a nightmare."][/caption]
[caption id="attachment_25210" align="aligncenter" caption="Man, I thought Snake bites were just like pricking your finger, only hurt a tad bit. No shit they hurt. Great headline."][/caption]
[caption id="attachment_25203" align="aligncenter" caption="I didn't know the roof of the Bahraini Embassy was protesting."][/caption]
[caption id="attachment_25204" align="aligncenter" caption="Hmm... I would assume something like food, but I could be wrong."][/caption]
[caption id="attachment_25205" align="aligncenter" caption="And the law isn't already on Facebook? I don't think they're going to be able to hide."][/caption]
[caption id="attachment_25198" align="aligncenter" caption="I didn't know Clean Cookstoves could draw. I knew we were screwing ourselves with artificial intelligence, but I didn't know it was this far along."][/caption]
[caption id="attachment_25199" align="aligncenter" caption="Really, Apple and Facebook are threats to freedom. As opposed to giant corporations who are treated like humans but not liable for their actions. Or possibly small things like limiting speech, or you know, invading armies. "][/caption]
[caption id="attachment_25200" align="aligncenter" caption="When did it become that whenever anything goes wrong the terrorists win? If we lose a game of chess, do the Terrorists win too?"][/caption]
[caption id="attachment_25193" align="aligncenter" caption="Yes, it's fucking OK to leave a job at 5 PM..."][/caption]
[caption id="attachment_25194" align="aligncenter" caption="Yes, it's fucking OK to leave a job at 5:30 PM... Also, Changing out story a bit CNN?"][/caption]
[caption id="attachment_25195" align="aligncenter" caption="Really, You're now congratulating us for leaving at 5:30, aren't you special CNN."][/caption]