[caption id="attachment_25186" align="aligncenter" caption="Aren't all magic tricks stolen from one another?"][/caption]

[caption id="attachment_25187" align="aligncenter" caption="Slip-Sliding away? I'm surprised they didn't have Simon & Garfunkel playing in the background."][/caption]

[caption id="attachment_25188" align="aligncenter" caption="Really, searching on Bit-Torrent (Or an MP3 Player) can increase Accidents. Hmm... maybe because your attention is diverted. So can thinking I guess."][/caption]

[caption id="attachment_25173" align="aligncenter" caption="Does this also hold true for "vertically challenged" men as well? "][/caption]

[caption id="attachment_25172" align="aligncenter" caption="I'm all for punishment of people who wear 'saggy pants', but why not just de-pants them? Wouldn't the humiliation work better? Although having a big headline in the paper might work just that much better."][/caption]

[caption id="attachment_25183" align="aligncenter" caption="Really? How can a Trojan trigger a Typhoon."][/caption]

[caption id="attachment_25166" align="aligncenter" caption="Really, Comparing Castro to Hitler? Bad taste"][/caption]

[caption id="attachment_25167" align="aligncenter" caption="Did the Cracker Barrel really shoot somebody? Could have said "A Shooting at a Cracker Barrel..." would have made it much clearer."][/caption]

[caption id="attachment_25165" align="aligncenter" caption="Are there really notifications that say "Tornado Coming, Take shelter"? I thought it was just sirens."][/caption]

Yet more headline failures and questions. [caption id="attachment_25147" align="aligncenter" caption="Army of Cloud Monkeys... hmm... I didn't know you could open source Monkeys."][/caption]

[caption id="attachment_25148" align="aligncenter" caption="Really... Google Put False Start SSL down like a pet? I think they realized it wasn't going to work, it wasn't a pet."][/caption]

[caption id="attachment_25149" align="aligncenter" caption="..."Nourish them"... while technically correct, shouldn't it be something like "as the Fungi that provide nourishment for them", or something similar? Weird wording on that one."][/caption]

Yet more headline failures....

[caption id="attachment_25027" align="aligncenter" caption="Does Reuters even have a clue as to what SNAFU stands for? I doubt it. SNAFU: Situation Normal All Fucked Up. Couldn't they be sued for libel or defamation because they're insinuating that UCLA's admissions is always fucked up."][/caption]

[caption id="attachment_25145" align="aligncenter" caption="Just because we use 'Green Jobs' in the Headline, do we have to automatically go to a plant-based pun?"][/caption]

[caption id="attachment_25146" align="aligncenter" caption="Hmm... You might want to clarify that they're removing a Computer Virus, not condoms."][/caption]

More stupid headlines from around the Internet.

[caption id="attachment_25030" align="aligncenter" caption="Okay, It is "HP" no "H-P". This is not fucking Harry Potter."][/caption]

[caption id="attachment_25029" align="aligncenter" caption="Did we not account for an apostrophe? I don't think we did."][/caption]

[caption id="attachment_25028" align="aligncenter" caption=""Looses"? Is that even a fucking word? I know it is, what is this, Ye Olde English? Maybe "Unleashes" or "Loosens". Sigh..."][/caption]

Here are some headlines that are just completely and total epic fails:

[caption id="attachment_25033" align="aligncenter" caption="Awkward wording on this one"][/caption]

[caption id="attachment_25032" align="aligncenter" caption="Does there really need to be a dash? I don't think so. "Phone Hacking" would be alright."][/caption]

[caption id="attachment_25031" align="aligncenter" caption="I know 'nearer' is an actual word, but wouldn't the word "closer" just sound better? I think so."][/caption]