[caption id="attachment_25193" align="aligncenter" caption="Yes, it's fucking OK to leave a job at 5 PM..."][/caption]

[caption id="attachment_25194" align="aligncenter" caption="Yes, it's fucking OK to leave a job at 5:30 PM... Also, Changing out story a bit CNN?"][/caption]

[caption id="attachment_25195" align="aligncenter" caption="Really, You're now congratulating us for leaving at 5:30, aren't you special CNN."][/caption]

[caption id="attachment_25186" align="aligncenter" caption="Aren't all magic tricks stolen from one another?"][/caption]

[caption id="attachment_25187" align="aligncenter" caption="Slip-Sliding away? I'm surprised they didn't have Simon & Garfunkel playing in the background."][/caption]

[caption id="attachment_25188" align="aligncenter" caption="Really, searching on Bit-Torrent (Or an MP3 Player) can increase Accidents. Hmm... maybe because your attention is diverted. So can thinking I guess."][/caption]

[caption id="attachment_25166" align="aligncenter" caption="Really, Comparing Castro to Hitler? Bad taste"][/caption]

[caption id="attachment_25167" align="aligncenter" caption="Did the Cracker Barrel really shoot somebody? Could have said "A Shooting at a Cracker Barrel..." would have made it much clearer."][/caption]

[caption id="attachment_25165" align="aligncenter" caption="Are there really notifications that say "Tornado Coming, Take shelter"? I thought it was just sirens."][/caption]