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Chicago Couple has sex while driving
Wow, just wow. One more reason to avoid the Interstates in Chicagoland
Daily Run Down 07/02/2013: Evening Edition
Here is this evening’s Daily Run Down.
Recalls
Social Issues/Human Interest
- How Levar Burton Tries To Avoid Police Mistreatment For Driving While Black
- 15 Examples Of Anti-Gay Discrimination Conservatives Want To Preserve
- NY Times Explains Climate Change Drives Record Wildfires But Fails To Explain What Drives Climate Change
- ESPN Documentary Chronicles Venus Williams Fight For Equal Pay At Wimbledon
General News
- As Bay Area Strike Idles Trains Commuters Scramble
- 600 Long Island Rail Road Retirees to Lose Disability Pay in U.S. Inquiry
- Lost firefighters
- Live Nation offers tickets to Buffett fans stuck in muddy lawn
- J.K. Rowlings Pottermore.com loses CEO as Redmayne heads back to HarperCollins
- July 2 News Deadly Arizona Wildfire Still Zero Percent Contained As Region Bakes In Record Heat
International
Politics
- Why Against Long Odds Pro-Choice Protesters Continue To Fight In Texas
- North Carolina Prepares To Suppress Black Voters Now That The Voting Rights Act Lost Its Teeth
Obits
Health
Science/Space
- Cold War Radioactivity Can Date Illegal Elephant Ivory
- Science says royal baby will be a …
- Lightning and the body
- Nations to Designate Antarctic Marine Protected Areas
- Strong Earthquake Strikes Indonesia
- Whats the Worst Meal in the US
- Fireball rocket crash adds to Russias space woes
- 200-Year-Old Fish Caught Off Alaska
- Flowers have been at funerals for 13000 years
- Earth is steadily leaking plasma out into the universe
- If your sperm have no taste you may end up sterile
Financial
Historical
Gaming
- Get ready for more PS4 trash talk Ballmer taking over as Xbox One chief – Oh shit, maybe I should cancel my Xbox One Pre-order now…….
- Halo Warthog gets rainbow colors in Seattle Pride parade
- Grand Theft Auto 5 is two discs on 360 requires install on both consoles
- Call of Duty Black Ops 2 enacts Vengeance on Xbox Live
Gadgets
- Telescopic contact lenses magnify sight 2.8 times turn wearer into cyborg
- Ball End Hex Wrenches
- Samsung Curved OLED TV introduced in South Korea
- Codlo turns your rice cooker into a sous-vide slow cooking system
Reviews
Law
- Pals of mom in pot case help in $500000 bail
- Panel to Review Up to 50 Trial Convictions Involving a Discredited Brooklyn Detective
- Media Hypocrisy When DC Insiders Leak Govt Talking Points About NSA No One Has A Cow
Technology
- Alcatel-Lucent gives DSL networks a gigabit boost
- Microsoft Kills TechNet Subscriptions
- Asus announces pre-orders for its $3499 4K monitor – WHy not $1,000 per k? Not that I’ll be buying one any time soon.
- Windows 8.1 and VS2013 bring GPU computing updates to Direct3D and C++ AMP
- Cops shouldnt have easy access to 220+ days of cell location data lawyers say
Internet
- W3C Chief To Prevent Parts Of The Web From Being Walled Off We Need To Wall It Off Ourselves – Huh>
- .NYC New York will be first city in the country with its own top-level domain
- Gigabit Internet and phone service for $48 a month It really exists
- PSA Download your Google Reader data by July 15th
Mobile
- Low power Wi-Fi signals might give future smartphones X-ray vision
- Apples Back to School promotion gifts $100 and $50 iTunes vouchers now includes iPhone
- Motorola taps into American patriotism to advertise the upcoming Moto X
- Former Nokia head of sales takes his expertise to Huawei updated
Software/Apps
Security
London/Britain/UK
- VIDEO Drones making oil rigs and pylons safer
- London fire visible from Heathrow
- Concerns over M4 congestion scheme
- Vinyl Lending Library Coming To Stoke Newington
- VIDEO Boris Johnson may stand as mayor again
- TfL to run mainline rail services
Personal
Odd
Funny
- July 02 2013
- 07/01/13 PHD comic Holinight
- What We Put up an Umbrella to Protect it What More Do You Want
- Holding a Hose Aint Nobody Got Time for That
- What Happens When You Call an Electrician on a Friday
- Bride Pride
- Ahh the Transition from Childhood to Adulthood
- Tired of Heating the Whole Pizza at Once
- What Happened
- The Investment
WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT CHARLIE
- Celebs Who Serenade Tyrants Then Apologize – Nobody cares, move on.
Chicagoland
- Cops release sketch of man who grabbed woman on Northwest Side
- Gains in Chicago area home prices still lag nations
- Woman hospitalized after bike crash in Rolling Meadows
- Blackhawks Stanley Cup Banner from 1961 Up for Auction
- Why Watch Dogs is set in Chicago – They could’ve set it in London, which is the most monitored city in the world…
Total Number of stories: 82
Look for more stories tomorrow.
Daily Run Down 05/18/2013: Morning Edition
Here is this morning’s Daily Run Down.
Big News
Social
General News
International
Politics
- A Stronger and Sustainable Military for the 21st Century
- Apple CEO to testify to Congress on $100 billion cash stash taxes jobs
- Cannabis Colorados budding industry
- Budget Office Says Obama Plan Would Cut Deficit by $1 Trillion – So why don’t we just implement the plan? Cutting the Deficit is what the Republicans WANT anyway
Obits
- SEAL dies Fort Knox SEAL team member killed others injured in accident
- British child dies at Egyptian hotel
Science/Space
- Mars Rover Breaks U.S. Record for Off-Planet Driving
- Physicists Find Way to Measure Earths Rarest Element
- What Stresses Gorilla Glass Makes It Stronger
- Is Tornado Intensity Increasing Op-Ed
- The Strangest Ways Wild Animals Crossed Paths With Humans This Week
- Best Time to See Moon Mountains in May Is Now
- Genetic Testing Guidelines Under Fire
Gadgets
Law
- Hacker serving 5-year sentence invents ATM add-on to prevent theft
- Indian Publishing Firm Cant Take A Little Criticism Threatens Blogger With $1 Billion Lawsuit Criminal Charges
Mobile
- Sprint offers up to $150 in credits to keep U.S. Cellular customers
- Verizon cuts prepaid plan prices piles on more data
Rumors
Software/Apps
- Adobe Photoshop Express for Windows 8 now available in the Windows Store
- Firefox 22 beta enables WebRTC by default HiDPI displays on Windows
Security
- Syrian Electronic Army hacks Financial Times website and Twitter feed
- Mozilla delays turning on third-party cookie killer in Firefox
- iTunes security hole lets users download any pre-release album stream for free
- Google Hangouts Easter eggs include shy dinosaurs and stampeding ponies
- Mac malware signed with Apple ID infects activists laptop – This isn’t good at all…
Funny
- Theyll Be Selling These on All New Trucks Soon
- Its Like It Doesnt Want Me to Get to Work
- Someone Had a Very Clever Skywriting Message
- Dude…
- The Other Cone Of Shame
- Kids Y U Do Dis 2 Me
- Who Needs Some Bacon Vodka
- MOM TMI
- An Even Bigger Burn
- Probably Bad News of the Day Once Bitten a Thousand Times Stung – WTF?
- Parlez Vous Ffffffuuuuu
- Once You Pop Your Car Definitely Stops
- Sportsmanship WIN
- License to Creep
- When I Find You I Will Make Plans With You
- English With Bacon Examples
- It Isnt My Thing – Huh?
Chicagoland
- Goodbye Purple Hotel
- Man struck killed by Orange Line train
- Medical Marijuana Bill Heads To Quinns Desk After Senate Approval
Total Number of stories: 50
Look for more news stories this evening.
Daily Run Down 05/17/2013: Morning Edition
Here is this morning’s Daily Run Down.
Social
- Sally Quinn Sex assults in the military An epidemic that is being ignored
- Googles new Hangouts app will soon support SMS
- Obama Tells Military Leaders Sexual Assault Is Shameful
General News
- The Three Types of Specialist Necessary for Any Revolution
- Penney CEO says company needs time to climb out of abyss
- New York says breaks cigarette-smuggling ring linked to militants
- Paralyzed man identifies his assailant by blinking
- Americans The worlds sleepiest students – No surprise here.
- Cause of Texas explosion undetermined
International
Politics
Obits
- Worker dies in Northwestern construction site accident
- NASCARs Dick Trickle dies of apparent self-inflicted wound – Sad… very sad.
Science/Space
- Industry Groups Urge Supreme Court To Ban EPA From Regulating CO2 – If the Supreme Court Bans Regulating CO2, then we as a society, and species will totally be fucked… not just normally fucked as we already are, but royally.
- How Stem Cell Cloning Works Infographic
- Frogs Swallow Using Eyeballs Exhibit Reveals Creatures Quirks
- New GPS Satellite Launched on Atlas 5 Rocket
- Charted Extraterrestrial Driving Records
- Could Human Beings Be Cloned – At some point it will be technically possible, but what are the moral and social implications to human cloning. What are the ramifications of cloning humans. Would it ultimately be our own demise?
- Lake Huron Facts
- MIT crafts analog circuits from living bacteria
- IVF could be revolutionised by new technique says clinic
- The Ice Age giants of North America
- Your body contains 100 trillion bacteria but thats a good thing
Financial
- At California Detention Center Immigrants Must Pay $20 For A Five-Minute Phone Call
- Apples Tim Cook to propose tax changes to Congress
Historical
Gaming
- Electronic Arts is no longer developing games for Nintendos Wii U
- Groupon for $25 off BioShock Infinite on Steam
Gadgets
Law
Technology
- My Gut Told Me to Say Yes
- Cook US-built Mac will be refreshed version of existing product – Could really be any product. most likely Mac Mini or Mac Pro.
- Finger-saving SawStop has been around for a decade but tool companies arent interested
Internet
- Google pushes new video standard that could cut bandwidth use in half – I’m all for cutting bandwidth in half. Efficiency on the Internet is a good thing.
Mobile
Software/Apps
- Google Demos Linux Running on Hacked Glass
- Google Glass rooted and hacked to run Ubuntu live at Google I/O
- Google Glass to receive monthly software updates leading up to consumer launch
- Apple TV to get first network television app with addition of CW
London/Britain/UK
Personal
Funny
- Check for Drop-Tuning Instructions
- They See Me Rollin…
- How to Give Your Coworkers a Heart Attack
- Just Doin My Job Lady…
- Fixing It With Itself – How recursive.
- Game of Thrones Coasters
- When There is a Will There is a Weigh
- Woody I Think Youre a Litte Confused
- Is Um Is…Oh God Hang Up
- Pretty Much the Best Response
- Now This is What a Pencil Skirt Should Look Like
- Bringing Out the Weapons of Mass Apple Destruction
- May 16 2013
- Kelly Shoppach Has a Different Definition of
- Your Move Boss
- Combination Vision Test
Chicagoland
- 16 food trucks applied to be part of the Taste
- CHA Broke Promise to Rehab Cabrini Rowhouses Lawsuit Alleges
- FEMA disaster center opens in Lisle
- Purple Hotel plans spiked wrecking ball looms in Lincolnwood
- Woman Killed By Train in Roseland is Third Victim This Week
Total Number of stories: 67
Look for more news stories this evening.