So, I noticed I ate a ton of stuff today, which is really strange for me...

I didn't eat anything until I got to school... but here's the list of what I ate...

A half order of Pasta with Marinara Sauce and a Breadstick
A Grilled Cheese and Curly fries
and Two bowls of Golden Grahams..

So i'm not sure why I ate so much... oh well it doesn't matter

Code Monkey by Jonathan Coulton

Code Monkey Get Up Get Coffee.
Code Monkey Go To Job.
Code Monkey Have Boring Meeting
With Boring Manager Rob.

Rob Say Code Monkey Very Diligent
But His Output Stink.
His Code Not Functional Or Elegant
What Do Code Monkey Think?

Code Monkey Think Maybe Manager
Wanna Write God Damn Login Page Himself.
Code Monkey Not Say It Out Loud.
Code Monkey Not Crazy, Just Proud.

Code Monkey Like Fritos.
Code Monkey Like Tab And Mountain Dew.
Code Monkey Very Simple Man.
With Big Warm Fuzzy Secret Heart.
Code Monkey Like You.
Code Monkey Like You.

Code Monkey Hang Around At Front Desk.
Tell You "Sweater Look Nice".
Code Monkey Offer Buy You Soda.
Bring You Cup, Bring You Ice.
You Say No Thank You For The Soda Cause,
Soda Make You Fat.
Anyway, You Busy With The Telephone
No Time For Chat.

Code Monkey Have Long Walk Back To Cubical
He Sit Down Pretend To Work.
Code Monkey Not Thinking So Straight.
Code Monkey Not Feeling So Great.

Code Monkey Like Fritos.
Code Monkey Like Tab And Mountain Dew.
Code Monkey Very Simple Man.
With Big Warm Fuzzy Secret Heart.
Code Monkey Like You.
Code Monkey Like You. -- A Lot

Code Monkey Have Every Reason
To Get Out This Place.
Code Monkey Just Keep On Working
To See Your Soft, Pretty Face.
Much Rather Wake Up Eat A Coffee Cake
Take Bath, Take Nap.
"This Job Fulfilling In Creative Way."
Such A Load Of Crap

Code Monkey Think Some Day He Have Everything
Even Pretty Girl Like You.
Code Monkey Just Waiting For Now.
Code Monkey Says "Someday, Somehow."

Code Monkey Like Fritos.
Code Monkey Like Tab And Mountain Dew.
Code Monkey Very Simple Man.
With Big Warm Fuzzy Secret Heart.
Code Monkey Like You.
Code Monkey Like You.

So my brother bought a Television from Tigerdirect... we were going to take the television out of the box, since it wouldn't fit in my car.... they claimed "we can't help with that for liability reasons".... what a crock of shit... oh well.. the TV is at home and working... not that I'll ever use it... but it's there. This, on top of waiting an hour and a half for them to get their asses moving... to actually get us through the line.

This is by Rob Paravonian... he's a funny guy

Last night at 11:40 PM, my brother's friend's house burned down... I feel sorry for them.. This is directly from the Chicago Tribune website:

Aurora fire kills woman, family escapes

By Dan P. Blake
Tribune staff reporter

February 9, 2007, 3:03 PM CST

An Aurora woman died after she became trapped in her burning home late Thursday night, authorities said.

Firefighters responded just after 11:40 p.m. to the 3000 block of Long Grove Lane on the city's far East Side and found the single-family home ablaze, said Aurora Fire Department Asst. Chief John Lehman.

Three family members who were able to safely exit the home immediately told firefighters about the woman who was trapped in a rear bedroom, he said. In three minutes, firefighters located the woman and removed her from the home. An ambulance rushed her to Rush-Copley Medical Center in Aurora, but she succumbed to her injuries, Lehman said.

The Kane County Coroner's office identified the woman as Sherry Norman, 50. She was pronounced dead at 11:57 p.m. at Rush-Copley Medical Center. Her preliminary cause of death is pending toxicology studies.

Lehman believed she was the children's mother but authorities could not provide any more background on the family today.

"We don't know where (the fire) started but when the fire department got there it was very well-involved. Fire was showing from every window in the front of the house," the chief said.

The house sustained extensive damage, estimated at about $200,000. An firefighter also suffered a minor burn injury to the ear while battling the blaze.

Lehman said the home had working smoke detectors, which are believed to be the reason the other family members were able to escape. Initially, it appears flames trapped the victim in the back bedroom, he said. The family dog also perished in the blaze.

The Aurora Fire Department will conduct an investigation along with the suburb's police department, the DuPage County Fire Investigation Task Force and Illinois State fire marshal's office.

Tribune staff reporter Angela Rozas contributed.

dpblake@tribune.com

Copyright © 2007, Chicago Tribune

Jenn M (2/7/2007 11:08:11 PM): it's being a boofucker

Thanks for the good quote Jenn...