Here are another 5 fun Siri Outtakes. Be warned that some of these may contain profanity.

With the release of the iPhone 4S comes Siri, your personal assistant. It has become quite amusing to ask Siri a question and get a response. I'm going to start posting my Siri outtakes on the blog. The first few will be groups, then it will become individual posts. The first group should be posted in a couple of hours.

Here is another gem from Siri.

One of the new features of the iPhone 4S with iOS 5 is Siri. Siri is a personal assistant like feature that provides some rather good information. You can search for "Who is Tim Cook" and it will bring up Wolfram Alpha's results. You can schedule reminders and even send text messages right from Siri. Sometimes when you ask Siri something interesting it responds in a rather cheeky manner. Below are some of the things that Siri has managed to tell me already in the hours since I have really been able to play with it.

I know there are going to be a bunch of 'Siri Says So' websites, but I'll just keep posting the ones I encounter here.

Nothing more needs to be said. It is definitely a sad day.

The picture below is three timelines that I follow, take a look at each of the Avatars. Each time there is a new tweet with an orange avatar I have to look at it closely to determine who it is from... It can be rather confusing.

My parents put down the Dog today. She was a good dog but she was having trouble standing and had gotten really thin over the past few months. It's sad to see her go. She'll be missed.

Here is a picture that I found on the Internet.

With Today being the First of May I thought I'd share one of my favorite Songs regarding the First of May. It's called 'First of May' By Jonathan Coulton.

I woke up this morning I had a scone and a large house blend Then a little conversation with my squirrel and chipmunk friends I said I'm sick and tired of winter And I wish that it was spring Then a little fellow named Robin Redbreast Began to sing And he sang Ooh ooh child, what d'you think the cold winter's gonna last forever? Ooh ooh child, now's the time for all the people to get together Outside Cause it's the first of May, first of May Outdoor fucking starts today So bring your favorite lady Or at least your favorite lay Water's not cold baby dip in your big toe Maybe I'll see you in flagrante delicto Grass below you, sky above Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fucking outside I thanked him for the information I cried a little when he flew away I watched an episode of The People's Court And I tried to plan my day I called up my old lady She wasn't home so I called my girl I asked her if she'd like to join me as I Entertain the world And I said Ooh ooh child, I'll bring a blanket and I promise I will brush the ants off Ooh ooh child, you're gonna like it when we're taking each other's pants off Outside Cause it's the first of May, first of May Outdoor fucking starts today So bring your favorite lady Or at least your favorite lay Water's not cold baby dip in your big toe Maybe I'll see you in flagrante delicto Grass below you, sky above Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fucking outside So we went to the park together We were walking in the midday sun Met all kinds of people and we We fucked everyone Fucked a lady who sells ice cream We fucked a man with a tan Shar Pei Everyone who needed fucking well they They got fucked today So come on Ooh ooh child, open your mind and your heart, feel the spirit moving through you Ooh ooh child, you'll feel the warmth of the love when I stick it to you Outside Cause it's the first of May, first of May Outdoor fucking starts today So bring your favorite lady Or at least your favorite lay Water's not cold baby dip in your big toe Maybe I'll see you in flagrante delicto Grass below you, sky above Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fucking outside Fucking outside Fucking outside

If you would like to buy the song, you can do so from Jonathan Coulton's website.