I cry for those who died too young I cry for those who died at all I cry for those who have loved and lost I cry for those who have never loved at all

I cry for the unknown species I cry for those who fell to pieces I cry for the soliders who never made it home I cry for the soliders who have never been known

I cry for those who are in pain I cry for those who have gone insane I cry for those who are made to suffer I cry for those who think their tougher

I cry for those who are looked down upon I cry for those who always frown I cry for the lost innocence I cry for those who have yet to experience loss

I cry for those who danced every dance I cry for those who missed the chance I cry for those who managed to fall I cry for those who managed to crawl

I cry for those who have witnessed death I cry for those who have a regret I cry for those who lived a full life I cry for those who fought for the right

I cry for those who were too early I cry for those who were too late I cry for those who were bullied I cry for those who were praised

I cry for those who were lost I cry for those who were found I cry for those who dared I cry for those who cared

Most of all I cry for us all

Here is a good example of how to do proper maintenance notifications for a website.

I now know that the Virtualbox website will be down until 8AM Pacific Time on 04/30/2012.

Let me forewarn you that there is quite a bit of colorful language is the following post. If you are not comfortable with it, stop reading now.

Okay, since you're still reading you obviously aren't afraid of some language. Let's get some definitions out of the way first. FUBAR is an acronym that means Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition. The 'R' can also stand for repair. SNAFU is an acronym for Situation Normal All Fucked Up. Below are my thoughts regarding these words.

I was talking to somebody earlier today about how a certain situation is the same as it was before and that nothing has changed. We both remarked how it's just a big SNAFU. But then I got to thinking, the situation is really just fucked up. However, it cannot be FUBAR, since it's still recognizable.

I then came to the conclusion that you cannot have a FUBAR'd SNAFU. Why, you may ask, it's quite simple. If something is FUBAR, by its very definition it's not recognizable.

However, a situation can just be at its standard and normal way of being, and be fucked up. Since the situation is still normal, and thereby recognizable, it cannot be FUBAR. Since it's still recognizable.

It's an interesting thing to think about when it comes down to it.

Bob, The Saga Begins when I was being a Cough Potato while watching Jerry Springer, The Brady Bunch, and Jurassic Park on Frank's 2000" TV, by Syndicated Inc., because I was too Fat to go to The Hardware Store and get Another Tattoo due to the need to have Another One Rides The Bus, Ricky. Also because I had some Lasagna, My Bolagna sandwich and I love Rocky Road. I decided to watch Skipper Dan from Forrest Gump but Since You've Been Gone I wanted to watch TMZ while waiting to hear your Ringtone so I could wish you a Happy Birthday, but Melanie You Don't Love Me Anymore. You said I'm So Sick Of You, You're Pitiful because I Want A New Duck. I just Wann B ur Lovr, but My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder. Which is why I was Callin' in Sick today. To keep myself occupied during the commercials I make Phony Calls. Do I Creep You Out?

I realized that I needed to check Ebay and Craigslist to let the sellers know that the Check's In The Mail for my auction, The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota. It's being shipped from Albequerque. I also ordered some Polkas on 45s too. I read an email titled Confessions Part III that said I'll Sue Ya Mr. Popeii because Everything You Know is Wrong and It's All About The Pentiums, why not Download This Song. I knew it was spam because I got a Virus Alert. It was taking so long I thought One More Minute. I noticed that I was hungry and since I'm Addicted to Spuds I ate. It's almost like Livin' In The Fridge.

Like a Surgeon does, Bob is Living With a Hernia. He used to be Such a Groovy Guy and the King of Suede, but now he has to sing the Bedrock Anthem, the Angry White Boy Polka, and as well an Ode To A Super Hero with Homer & Marge. It's A Complicated Song. He's gonna Party at the Leper Colony while attending the Circus Parade, I mean He's Pretty Fly for a Rabbi. Don't Forget He's White & Nerdy. It beats having a Party In The CIA though.

Dare To Be Stupid you Canadian Idiot, I Remember Larry, it was The Night that Santa Went Crazy. Man those were the Good Old Days. Now I've Gotta Boogie because it's a Dog Eat Dog World and I gotta go read Your Horoscope for Today because it's Weasel Stompin' Day.

Only the Good Die Young, with Scenes from an Italian restaurant, as told by the Angry Young Man who wished of Street Life Serenades, but only heard the Piano Man, The Entertainer, who was singing about an Uptown Girl. He does it All for Leyna, but Don't Ask Me Why he wondered about why We didn't start the Fire 2000 Years ago. Hey, we're all Running on Ice, and maybe it's time that we start Movin' Out to Allentown. Perhaps This is the Time that I'm just living in a River of Dreams, maybe I'll Tell Her About It. How I Loved These Days in Vienna, but It's Still Rock and Roll to me.

You know Sometime's A Fantasy about a Modern Woman named Laura, because She's Always on Time, is all we need to make sure we are Keeping the Faith, but Honesty is always the best Lullabye. Captain Jack, You May Be Right, Everybody has a Dream of living in a New York State of Mind where you can get Easy Money and be the Big Man on Mulberry Street, own Baby Grands while wearing a Root Beer Rag. Hey Girl, Miami 2017 That's Not Her Style, She's Always a Woman, a Modern Woman . Until Tonight it was the Downeaster Alexa in Leningrad.

I could use a Big Shot for A Hard Day's Night. Instead, I'll Cry over a Ballad of Billy The Kid, which was sung Back in The U.S.S.R. I'd like to Make You Feel My Love, but I'm not the Innocent Man that The Stranger claims. So let's Leave A Tender Moment Alone because it's Christmas in Fallujah. And So It Goes we need a Room of Our Own on 52nd Street. It's 4 O'Clock in the Morning and I'm All Shook Up after looking into Rosalinda's Eyes, which were Shades of Grey. Between Her and the Stilettos, She's Got A Way. But The Night is Still Young This Summer, Highland Falls is getting a Piano Bar Somewhere Along the Line. I don't like Surprises, but the Times They Are A Changin' and I'm not sure of the Great Wall of China and Mexican Connection.

There are my Famous Last Words, before I say Goodnight Saigon, I must say Goodbye to Hollywood, but do you know what James, It's My Life and I'm not going to take the Pressure For The Longest Time. Why, because Tomorrow is Today and we've Got to Begin Again because You're Only Human.

This Siri outtake is from Lance (@lagilliland1 on Twitter). Thanks Lance! Keep them coming