Here is today’s Daily Run Down.

• Microsoft Reports Record Quarterly Revenues
• ‘Forest Service May Blow Up Frozen Cows’
• The Argument That Apple Can Keep Growing
• Horace Dediu on Apple’s iPhone Profit Margins
• Apple Stores Have Seventeen Times Better Performance Than the Average Retailer
• How America’s Oldest Teenager Outlasted Them All
• Arrested Development Hurwitz Up for Seasons Five and Six
• More boardrooms targeted for political spending
• Teen A feeding tube is no fad
• ‘Hangover Heaven’ bus promises relief in 45 minutes or less
• 6-year-old locked in jail cell as part of school field trip
• Facebook’s record-setting IPO reportedly set for May 17th
• ‘Big brother’ black boxes to soon be mandatory in all new cars
• ‘Anonymous’ hackers to create a new social music platform
• Andy Ihnatko on the iPad as his main mobile computer
• SMB 2.2 is now SMB 3.0
• Warning over free school meals
• Hospitals overcharging for care
• VIDEO Kashmir avalanche search continues
• Florida sets gun law task force
• Thousands attend Morosini funeral
• Mini sticky credit card unveiled
• Body of Marines missing wife found
• Alleged Bieber imposter accused of sex abuse
• Dive team to return to pond in missing soldier search
• Oregon man says naked airport protest was about free speech
• Chinese fisherman gets 30 years
• Sarkozy call for humanitarian corridors in Syria – The Associated Press
• Men At Work flautist found dead
• Tumblr to begin offering paid ads
• Who are the Kwok brothers
• Daily life under a Holocaust death sentence
• What Will NASAs Rover of the Future Look Like
• Inside the Racist Mind Why Most People Have Some Prejudice or Bias
• Tonight Special needs child shocked 31 times plus men who attack women
• HomeServe fined £750000 over silent calls
• First Intel smartphone in shops
• Nokia Posts Loss as Smartphone Sales Tumble
• Norway mass killer reportedly finds Massachusetts pen pal – Fox News
• Bank of America trading rebound aids recovery
• American Idol host Ryan Seacrest honors mentor Dick Clark
• Gang members jailed for shooting of five-year-old girl
• High gas prices are likely to stay
• Latino/Hispanic labels dont matter
• Only God is responsible for making more stars than Dick Clark
• Colombia prostitute tells of row
• Ted Nugent gets call from Secret Service over violent election remarks
• GCHQ releases WWII Turing papers
• British doctor found to have committed research fraud in US
• Does having children make you happy For real
• One Day on Earth captures the variety of human experience
• Mortgages Rates on 5-year hybrid mortgage hit record low
• Ford to Build New Plant in China to Catch Up With G.M.
• Dismantling US bases as the Taliban fight on
• Tax refund Its time for mental accounting
• IMF’s Lagarde sees dark clouds on horizon
• Are you a Helicopter Parent
• The firing of Brooke Harris a teaching moment about free speech
• Murderer kidnapper escape Kansas jail
• Gisele Bundchen is model for her 5-year-old designer-model niece
• More resignations expected soon
• Can Household Chores Help Prevent Alzheimers
• College Admissions How to Deal with a Thin Envelope
• Small plane with unresponsive pilot crashes into Gulf of Mexico
• Fresh tanker talks to take place
• Holocaust survivor on memorial day Im sad for what weve lost – video
• Arrested Development creator Mitchell Hurwitz discusses season 4
• VIDEO Stonehenge you can bounce on
• Peer pressure is part of texting and driving – teens can’t say no
• Evolution seen in synthetic DNA
• Polar Bears Did Not Descend From Brown Bears DNA Study Indicates
• Search related to 1979 Etan Patz case under way in New York City
• US/UK extradition agreement too one-sided says Keith Vaz
• Task force to review stand your ground
• Rupert and James Murdoch to testify once more
• Levon Helm Drummer and Singer Dies at 71
• Bumblebee gecko species a striking surprise say scientists
• EU gives thumbs up to Sonys $2.2 billion takeover of EMI – BOO… Great, now we’re down to what, 3… how is this good for consumers?
• Marines to Open Infantry Training to Women
• Can You Instill Mental Toughness
• Will visitors be allowed on board the Space Shuttle Discovery
• Pakistani womens lives destroyed by acid attacks
• Ted Nugent meets Secret Service Was he singled out
• Sixteen Amish deny hair attacks
• Measles cases reached 15-year high in 2011 CDC – Chicago Tribune
• What will it mean to manage Windows on ARM tablets
• Canadians file class-actions against e-book publishers
• New York Times explains decline in digital ad dollars paywall plans
• Oracle lawyers attempt to stress creative value of Java
• AMD Q1 mixed but better than expected
• Snow rocks and thin air hamper Siachen relief effort
• Skin problem fears over new coins
• The true legacy of an utopian inventor
• Marine Marvels Spectacular Photos of Sea Creatures
• Sea Creatures True Beauty Revealed in Winning Underwater Photos
• What does a Ph.D. in chemistry get you
• Are Best Friends Forever Not For Women
• When the biological clock never ticks
• 8 Ways Your Job May be Killing You
• Brain-activated muscle stimulation restores monkeys hand movement after paralysis
• Bioreactor redesign dramatically improves yield
• Distinct God spot in the brain does not exist study shows
• Nanomaterials Offer Hope for Cerebral Palsy
• Hairy Science Measuring Humidity with a Hair Hygrometer
• Cost of Green Products Makes Shoppers See Red
• Better Earthquake Warnings Within Reach Scientists Say
• Chernobyl radiation fells female birds making chirping more frequent from lonely males
• How thinking about death can lead to a good life – Something I do more often than one would think I would.
• Quantum Casimir Effect Inspires Indie Filmmakers
• In honor of Holocaust Remembrance Day the misuse and abuse of the Nazi analogy in modern bioethics
• Why Chimpanzees Kill
• Nearby Dark Matter Mysteriously Missing
• Meditation makes you more creative
• Surgeons complete rare successful forehead and scalp reattachment
• Kids get more active when given more toy choices studies show
• New coating for hip implants could prevent premature failure
• Daily physical activity may reduce Alzheimer’s disease risk at any age
• Possible new cancer treatment identified
• Bubble-blowing gun connects email to real world
• Live Chat on Whale Songs Citizen Science and Science After School
• The fish that almost blew Newtons career
• Breaking Point When Does Head Trauma in Sports Lead to Memory Loss
• First gene linked to common form of psoriasis identified
• US Measles Cases Reach Highest Number in 15 Years
• How Technology Makes It Harder to Save Money
• Americans Confess Green Guilt Is Growing
• Obesity and extreme slimness cause risks in pregnancy
• Earth Day 2012 The Best and Worst Pronouncements
• New Products
• [Report] When Are Two Heads Better than One and Why
• [Report] Recent Plant Diversity Changes on Europe’s Mountain Summits
• [Report] Dynamic Causes of the Relation Between Area and Age of the Ocean Floor
• Clues to aspirins anti-cancer effects revealed
• Move over DNA Six new molecules can carry genes
• Pictures Nature Yields New Ideas for Renewable Energy and Efficiency
• Dawn of Polar Bears Far Earlier Than Thought
• Endangered Beauties Images of Polar Bears
• TV as thin as a sheet of paper Printable flexible electronics just became easier with stable electrodes
• Advance could mean stain-busting super scrub brushes and other new laundry products
• Lizard moms may prepare their babies for a stressful world
• If Not Dark Matter Then What
• 19th century therapy for Parkinsons disease may help patients today
• Insomnia takes toll on tinnitus patients
• Homemade Device Tracks Stolen Goods or a Speeding Car
• Whale.FM Where Citizen Science Whale Songs and Education Come Together
• No proof found that gum disease causes heart disease or stroke
• Specific protein may increase risk of blood-vessel constriction linked to gum disease
• Mass-Production Sends Robot Insects Flying
• Sea Lions May Be Removed from Endangered Species List
• Dark Matter Is Missing in Suns Neighborhood
• How the First Life on Earth Struggled to Survive
• Like Dog Like Owner What Breeds Say About Personality
• Women Seek Less-Dominant Dates in Recession
• World Golf Tour now simply WGT launches Major League Baseball game on Facebook exclusive – I would hope they would change their name if they’re not going to release only Golf Games.
• Splunk Big Datas First IPO Begins Trading on Nasdaq Today
• Larry Page Eric Schmidt James Cameron to back potential asteroid mining outfit
• Verizon Half of Our First-Quarter Smartphone Sales Were iPhones
• YouTube’s audio editing tools get upgraded with 150K new tracks
• NComputing raises $21.8M round as desktop virtualization drives computing costs lower
• Verifeyed uses a camera’s ‘mathematical fingerprint’ to find manipulated images
• It’s like fantasy football but for politics junkies
• Londoners mourn as teletext goes dark a victim of the DTV transition
• I Bought Something from a Best Buy Vending Machine and It Didn’t Go So Well
• QNXs Watson-connected Porsche 911 hands-on video
• AMD reports net loss of $590 million for Q1 2012 calls that solid results
• The Hammock Compatible Sleeping Bag – For Hanging Around Comfortably
• How your company will control your Windows RT Tablet
• Its Official Intel Silicon to Finally Appear in a Shipping Smartphone — In India
• Nikon WU-1a dongle adds remote Android control to your DSLR only works with D3200 for now
• Sony buyout of EMI Publishing to be approved by EU regulators
• Spotify overhauls Android app beta available now
• Why the Halo Movie Failed to Launch
• Trillion-Dollar Jets Awesomely Bad Propaganda Videos
• How Liquidmetal Could Give the Next iPhone Its Special Swagger
• April 19 1971 Soviets Put First Space Station Into Orbit
• Feature Raskally fellows Are copyright infringers pirates and thieves
• HBO Decides It Still Isnt Difficult Enough To Watch HBO Shows
• April 19 1971 Soviets Put First Space Station Into Orbit
• How to Make a Super-Easy Zombie Cake
• $4829-per-hour supercomputer built on Amazon cloud to fuel cancer research
• Farks Drew Curtis Explains How To Beat A Patent Troll And Live To Tell The Tale
• Bowquets
• Did You Know City Of London Police Are Olympic Title Holders
• HP Fewer security vulnerabilities reported but risk escalating
• paidContent 2012 adds Pottermore CEO Charlie Redmayne
• Scandinavia’s hottest digital startups payments firms
• Canalys Expect more big-box retailers to tumble
• Starbucks to phase out coloring from crushed beetles
• Valve No one here was meeting with Tim Cook
• Tuskegee Airman to receive replacement for stolen medal today
• Extra Extra Illinois House Makes It Harder To Fatten Pensions
• Bill Lavicka RIP
• UIC student knocked unconscious during robbery
• Hold the salt Mild winter creates 900-ton storage issue for suburb
• 4 accused of washing reselling moldy cheese
• Loop trains to be rerouted this weekend as $39M project begins
• President Obama Pays Tribute To Rosa Parks In Michigan
• Gov. Quinn wants Medicaid cuts $1-per-pack cigarette-tax hike
• Drivers Sue City Claiming Red Light Cameras Are Illegal
• U.S. Marshals Alleged sex offender from Iowa nabbed on NW Side
• School board accepts deans resignation
• Illinois cutting Sunday breakfast for prisoners
• Scientists create a real Doctor Who sonic screwdriver
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• Warning over misleading names
• Secret Service agents lawyer trial by mob wrong
• Undercover funeral home sting turns up significant violations
• Official Penn State paid Paternos estate $5.76 million after his death
• UK terror convict met Bin Laden
• Big manufacturers more likely to embrace Made in USA survey
• Demand for rickets death inquiry
• Tories warn of Lords plan revolt
• France campaign into final hours
• House of Lords reform senior Tories threaten rebellion
• Audi expands into motorcycles with Ducati
• Nestle having challenging 2012
• Studios lose landmark piracy suit
• Era of missing children on milk cartons recalled – Seattle Post Intelligencer
• Influential guitarist Weedon dies
• Coca-Cola habit linked to New Zealanders death
• Tube station boy killers detained
• Unused e-waste spotted in China
• The Mythical Choice of the Stay-at-Home Mom
• Hitler at 50 Rare LIFE Photos of a Despots Berlin Birthday Bash
• EU condemns Repsol state seizure
• Will George Zimmerman get out of jail today
• University to repel stoners on 420
• How to run the new Chrome OS environment without a Chromebook
• Breivik says he trained for Norwegian massacre using Modern Warfare – Just because he “trained” for a killing using a video game does not automatically indict the video game as the cause. I’m not a mental health expert, but I would think there were some other issues WELL BEFORE he started playing Call of Duty.
• AT T releasing Watson voice recognition APIs to developers in June
• Intel inside your smartphone Medfields mobile push
• You have 20 seconds to comply South Korea unleashes robot guards – Can I get one of these for my house?
• State of New York sues Sprint for more than $300m claims carrier failed to bill customers for $100m in taxes
• Utility supercomputing 50000 cores for under $5000 per hour
• CISPA Has NOT Been Fixed It Could Allow The Govt To Effectively Monitor Private Networks
• Upgrades to Killer Drone Could Make It Fly for 2 Days Straight
• Congressional Reps Pushing CISPA Cybersecurity Bill Dont Even Know How To Secure Their Own Websites
• Tumblr will start displaying ads in Dashboard on May 2nd
• Management lite Microsofts answer to bringing Windows RT into IT fold
• Disneyland With the Death Penalty Revisited
• Thecus and McAfee Partner for Antivirus Technology in Intel-based NAS Systems
• Googles chief Java architect its likely I copied Sun code found in Android
• Apple tries to spread the redefinition of 4G in Australian iPad lawsuit
• 24 hours captured in a single 360-degree panoramic image
• Accused Estonian fraudster extradited to the US appears in federal court
• It\ – I think we just reduce patents down to 5 years, and copyright to 10, and we call it a day. While we’re at it, a flat tax system works for me, Anybody above $40,000 per year pays 30%. Sounds like a good plan to me.
• Apple Set To Open Second Perth Store Later This Year
• Microsoft to support Windows 8 ARM tablet enterprise management for bring your own PC scenarios
• Amazon now shipping Kindle Touch to UK and German customers a week ahead of schedule
• Tim Berners-Lee Says UKs Net Spying Plans Would Be Destruction Of Human Rights
• Star Wars Identities Why Luke Is No Anakin
• April 20 1964 Picturephone Dials Up First Transcontinental Video Call
• Happy 75th Birthday to George Takei Mr. Sulu Human Rights Champion and Heavenly Body
• Archives digitize 19th century materials for 21st century access
• Shuttle Discovery Is Demated
• In honor of Holocaust Remembrance Day the misuse and abuse of the Nazi analogy in modern bioethics
• Earth Day 2012 The Best and Worst Pronouncements
• Where do the highest-energy cosmic rays come from
• GameStop drops $50 from PS3 price
• Cancer-fighting goodness found in cholesterol study suggests
• Arizona decrees pregnancy starts before conception
• Arizona decrees pregnancy starts before conception
• Why Booze Makes Some People Belligerent
• Were closing in on consciousness in the brain
• More Young Women Prioritizing Careers Survey Finds
• Android 4.0 Ice Cream Sandwich now hitting unlocked Galaxy S II in America
• Sandisk All the wrong Flash memory moves
• Geraghty set for Exiles comeback
• Sugar Dont vote for Livingstone
• Queen will decide Big Ben name
• Lightning strike disrupts trains
• Eccentric Display
• Customer complaints and refunds
• Mail Rail Open Day – Post Office London Underground Railway
• Last marathon for 101-year-old
• Febreze Fresh Havens Mobile Gardens Come To London
• Apple to Add 500 New Jobs at European Headquarters in Ireland – Sure, why not. They have 80% of the wealth off-shore. And Ireland is a tax haven for IT companies, so it does make sense.
• April 20 2012
• Constraints
• 04/20/12 PHD comic The Daily Routine
• Failbook An Annotated Guide to Not Being an Annoying Attention Hound
• WIN Hidden Room WIN
• FAIL Nation At First I Was Like… But Then I FAIL
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• My Car Had an Owie
• Autocowrecks Not the Booty Call You Were Expecting WAS IT
• School of Fail Best Locker Ever or Greatest Locker Ever
• Hot Topics
• Failbook Even the Women Who Wear Capes Remove Them Before Using the Restroom
• Mobile Hockey Patrol
• Parenting Fails Needs More Puppydog Tails
• WIN Elevator Prank WIN
• That’s News
• FAIL Nation Naming FAIL
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• Ancient Wave of Poseidon Was Real Tsunami
• Super Salmonella Bacteria Found
• Should Sex Selection be Legal
• Music FAILS At Least It Wasn’t the Drummer
• 5th Avenue Frogger is exactly what it sounds like incredible that is
• YouTube ordered to filter uploads by German court
• UberFacts A drivers risk of collision is 23 times greater while texting.
• Journalism Inside®
• WordPress 3.3.2 and WordPress 3.4 Beta 3
• Google+ Gets a Facelift
• Whats in a name Microsoft replaces Windows Server 8 with 2012
• Microsoft Exchange 15 to include offline OWA access Sources
• Can minors buy Facebook Credits Parents demand refund in class action suit
• MasterCard Makes the Case for Ditching Dirty Inefficient Cash
• Author David Kushner tells the inside tale on Grand Theft Auto and the video game violence wars interview
• 4/20 a day for marijuana
• Xbox 360 sales down by almost half
• Galaxy Nexus pre-orders sell out at Sprint
• Fenway Park 10 questions about baseballs 100-year-old
• 420 marijuana rally Can University of Colorado stop it
• Evans jailed five years for rape
• Airliner crashes near Islamabad
• Official 121 die in Pakistan plane crash
• University to repel 420 stoners
• Unresponsive Cessna What caused the plane crash
• Disney film studio chief Ross steps down
• Which book would you give someone who has never owned a book
• Young women want high-paying jobs – moreso than young men
• On Olympics The Marathon’s Accidental Route to 26 Miles 385 Yards
• Three cars involved in concerted plan Birmingham riot deaths trial told
• John Dvoraks Second Opinion Google vs. Oracle Round one
• Reader recommendation The Heart of Christianity
• Childrens book promoting veganism gets mixed reception from experts
• VIDEO Rubber chicken sent to edge of space
• 100 Years of Shipping [Video]
• Should You Check Your E-mail [Humorous Flowchart]
• LightSquared Pays Inmarsat $56 Million to Resolve Default
• Is the right-of-way fight getting ugly
• Hollywood Loses Its Big Copyright Lawsuit Against ISP iiNet Down Under
• Hiding in the Higgs data hints of physics beyond the standard model
• Googler who said we need a license for Java says he didnt really mean it
• Phantom Flex camera captures stupidity at 2500 frames per second
• Making a Home on Plesiosaurs
• London 2012 Olympics Win Gold Medal For Cluelessness By Banning Video And Photo Uploads To Social Media During Games
• FBI seizes activists anonymous remailer server in bomb threat investigation
• JavaScript Package Offers a Smarter Way to Serve Hi-Res Images
• Facebooks North Carolina data center goes live
• Brain-implanted electrical device helps restore life to paralyzed limbs
• Antitrust suit carries on against Intel Apple Google and others
• Sony to launch PlayMemories Online 5GB cloud photo-sharing service coming next week video
• Toddler died from rare disease
• Hiking the M*A*S*H Set
• Brothel guard killer pair jailed
• Bioengineering the bugs
• Has Our Galaxy’s Dark Matter Gone Missing
• Readers Respond to The Coming Mega Drought and Other Articles
• How Science Failed During the Gulf Oil Disaster
• Earth Quiz Do You Really Know Your Planet
• Paul’s Picks Nokia Lumia 900 and Windows Intune 3.0 Beta
• Judge sets $150K bond for Zimmerman
• Disney boss quits after film flop
• VIDEO Four A Es set to close in London
• Chumby no more employees at Technicolor technology waiting to be sold
• Sunday Is Last Chance to See Jupiter — for Now
• 10 Great Jobs for People Who Love to Travel
• Enzymes Grow Artificial DNA
• Earth Day Facts When It Is How It Began What to Do
• Pain Drug Patches Can be Deadly to Children FDA Warns
• Lifestyle as Young Adult May Affect Age of Menopause
• Human neural stem cells with tumor targeting ability discovered
• Alzheimers plaques disrupt brain networks
• Your left side is your best side Our left cheek shows more emotion which observers find more aesthetically pleasing
• Men Prefer Pink Female Genitals to Red Study Finds
• Why It Doesnt Pay to Be Yourself at Work
• Know Your Roots Human Evolution Quiz
• Soda consumption increases overall stroke risk
• American Airlines unions back merger
• Six Simultaneous Strikes
• Six Simultaneous Strikes
• Super Moon due to Appear on May 5th 2012 [Video]
• Bond set at $150K for Trayvon Martin shooter
• What’s that tree really worth Just check the tag
• 100000 concealed carry permits issued in Wisconsin
• Pencil This In Americas Funniest Viral Videos At Ace Bar
• LGBT Teens Make Tear-Jerking Dear 40-Year-Old Me Video
• Man tasered by Aurora cops died of cocaine overdose autopsy shows
• Illinois Man Sues Hillary Clinton Over Passport Denial
• Parenting Fails The Good Life
• FTW Friday
• You’re Making My Brain Hurt Please Stop
• Music FAILS Celebrating 4/20 Like a Boss
• WIN Road Name WIN

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