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Daily Run Down 05/02/2013: Morning Edition
Here is this morning’s Daily Run Down.
Big News
General News
- Immigration bill and Obamas trip to Mexico Why the two are linked
- Firefighter who died in Texas blast called angel
- PepsiCo removes racist commercial
- Sherlock Holmes Revives Martial Art
- Banning California Wind fuels raging wildfire
- Dismal parting for storied D.C. church and its first black pastor
- J.C. Penney apology We erred. Come back.
- 2 Planes Clip Wings at Newark Airport – ABC News
- New video shows van in missing Mich. woman case – USA Today – USA TODAY
International
- Samsung plant suffers second toxic gas leak in three months
- Thailand gun attack leaves six dead
- Norway Seeks Polar-Bear Spotter
- Local mayor suspended as Bangladesh disaster toll climbs to 430
Politics
- Uh-oh AT%20T and Comcast are ecstatic about the FCCs new chairman
- George Osborne claims progress in tax haven plan
Obits
Science/Space
- Bled Island Slovenia
- Teen arrested expelled for science project gone bad
- Altered Amazon Dramatic Changes Threaten Brazilian Tribes Op-Ed
- Brain implant gives early warning of epileptic seizure
- Science Experiment Gone Wrong Ends in Felony Charge
- What is Dark Matter
- New Biofuel Possibility in Horse Gut Fungus
- Breast-Milk Protein May Help Defeat Antibiotic-Resistant Bacteria
- FDA Cautions Against Antibiotics for People with Heart Problems
- Wet and wild views from the Herschel space telescope
Financial
Historical
- Early US colonists resorted to cannibalism new evidence shows
- WBEZs Curious City Looks At The Sordid History Of Dunning
Gaming
- Microsoft stocks up on XboxFusion domains
- Nintendo to Wii owners the Wii U is an entirely new system not just an upgrade
- Half-Life 2 mod Minerva gets Directors Cut on Steam
Gadgets
Reviews
Law
Technology
- Meet Drone Shield an ambitious idea for a $70 drone detection system
- Intels new Iris integrated graphics offer double or triple the performance
Internet
Social
- Report Registry does more harm than good for teen sex offenders
- Duke University quits elite online learning initiative
Mobile
Software/Apps
Security
London/Britain/UK
- Reward to catch street stab killer
- Piccadilly Down the line – I’ve ridden on that line.
- Geffrye Museum Extension Plans Rejected
- Google to testify on tax activities in U.K.
- British territories sign tax deal
- Interest-only mortgages are storing up trouble warns City regulator
- Older British Stars Caught Up in Operation Yewtree
Personal
Funny
- Like Father Like Son
- Purr My Ride
- Ye Olde Cuddle Vest
- Dat Feline
- What Have You Been Feeding That Croc
- Were Trapped
- Dew-it-Yourself Suit %20 Tie
- The Most Effective Way to Stop Texting in Public
- Oh GoodI Have Options
- Eh Close Enough
- Someone Didnt Read the Signs
- Is Finals Seeing Someone Else
- #Win
- And it Didnt Work
- Unshelved on Thursday May 02 2013 – It’s a very good policy to have.
Chicagoland
- Arlington Heights man sentenced to 30 years for abusing two young girls
- Joliet cops seek second suspect in robbery murder
- Wavefront Adds James Murphy Fatboy Slim More To Lineup
- San Franciscos Speakeasy Ales %20 Lagers Arrives In Chicago
- Two years for Streamwood man 53 who sent love notes to girl 9 – WTF?
- Heres Another Breach Of
- Glenview OKs sale of former naval station parcel
- Latest gambling expansion for Illinois surfaces with Emanuel push
- Chicago Public Schools raises questions with $162 million capital budget
- Rosemont other suburbs ready to play ball if Cubs are serious
Total Number of stories: 79
Look for more news stories this evening.
Daily Run Down 05/01/2013: Evening Edition
Here is this evening’s Daily Run Down.
General News
- Five Questions in Congress About the Boston Bombings – TIME
- Tsarnaev widow request Give the body to his family not me
- Hitchhikers Fan-Site Started By Douglas Adams Shows Why Authors Shouldnt Panic Over Derivative Works
- City Room Cuomo Asks Con Ed to Freeze Bonuses for Top Executives
- Pink Floyd poser arrested for theft by swindle
- Newspapers need to stop lying to themselves — and to advertisers — about their circulation
- Macbeth movie adaptation will reportedly star Michael Fassbender Natalie Portman
- CIA Analyst Talks New Bin Laden Doc
- Single motherhood in U.S. increases sharply – Shock? No, absolutely not.
- Star Wars irresistible for Abrams
- Vaseline Fireworks Texts Details of the New Boston Bombing Arrests
- Steven Soderbergh says studios are keeping cinema out of movie theaters – I’m not surprised at all.
- Things You Shouldnt Text When Youre Accused of Bombing Boston LOL
- Amusement Rides Linked to 20 Injuries Daily
- California Bills Would Punish Employers Who Take Advantage Of Immigrant Workers
- E-Reading Rainbow Hachette to bring entire e-book catalog to public libraries
- Immigration bill and Obamas trip to Mexico Why the two are linked
- Firefighter who died in Texas blast called angel
- PepsiCo removes racist commercial
- Sherlock Holmes Revives Martial Art
International
- Bangladesh collapse toll passes 400
- Bangladesh factory collapse pope condemns slave labour conditions
- Saudi flash floods leave 13 dead
- How a tiny Canadian company won security contracts with covert 3-letter agencies like the NSA CIA and FBI
Politics
- Push to Include Gay Couples in Immigration Bill
- Former Guantanamo chief prosecutor petitions Obama to close prison camp
- Ohio Republicans Want To Punish Colleges That Enable Students To Vote
- Paul Ryan Uses Derogatory Term For Undocumented People To Argue For Immigration Reform
- Uh-oh AT T and Comcast are ecstatic about the FCCs new chairman
- George Osborne claims progress in tax haven plan
Obits
- Deanna Durbin 1930s Star of Universal Pictures Dies at 91
- Deanna Durbin dies Child actress walked away from film career as an adult
Health
Science/Space
- IBM makes stop-motion film using atoms as pixels
- Wanted Polar Bear Spotter. Must Be Loud.
- Scientists Make Worlds Smallest Movie | Video
- How Does Plan B Work
- Have Frankenfish Invaded New York City
- Brain Region Found to Control Aging
- Adopt-an-Alien Planet Campaign Launches Today
- Solar-Gasm Intense Eruption on Suns Far Side Spotted | Video
- Bled Island Slovenia
- Teen arrested expelled for science project gone bad
- Altered Amazon Dramatic Changes Threaten Brazilian Tribes Op-Ed
- Brain implant gives early warning of epileptic seizure
- Science Experiment Gone Wrong Ends in Felony Charge
- What is Dark Matter
Financial
- Microsoft could generate $8.8 billion annually from Android royalties by 2017
- T-Mobiles MetroPCS takeover is complete — TMUS stock hits NYSE today
- Comcast gains 583000 new subscribers while revenues reach $15.3 billion for Q1 2013 – And yet, they can’t reduce our rates?
- Yahoo Acquires To-Do App Maker Astrid
Historical
- Starving Virginia settlers turned to cannibalism in 1609 study
- $10M gift to restore slave quarters at Thomas Jefferson estate
- Synthesizer giant Bob Moog to be inducted into Inventors Hall of Fame today
- Early US colonists resorted to cannibalism new evidence shows
Tips and Tricks
- How to Easily Delete Computer Viruses – Format C: is the only REAL answer.
Gaming
- Lego Breaking Bad is surprisingly safe for work
- Call of Duty Ghosts coming to next-gen Xbox PS4 and current-gen consoles
- Call of Duty X 10 games later why fans still care
- Microsoft stocks up on XboxFusion domains
Gadgets
- PayPal and Discover expand partnership will reach 2 million stores by year-end
- FitBark monitors your dogs BarkScore we go eyes-on video
Reviews
- Briefs Review A Great Prototyping Tool For iOS Apps
- Waiting to be Heard A Memoir by Amanda Knox – review
- These Amazon Products Are No Joke But the Online Reviews Are
Law
Technology
- Apple Open and Learning From History
- Half of companies will require BYOD by 2017 Gartner says
- Scientists make bug-eye camera
- iMakr 3D printing store opens in London carries Solidoodle and more
- Meet Drone Shield an ambitious idea for a $70 drone detection system
Internet
- Netflix continues its original programming onslaught with Orange is the New Black on July 11th
- Nevada opens first online poker site
- Omaha the latest city to get gigabit internet courtesy of CenturyLink
- YouTube brings live streaming to Capitol Hill whether you like it or not
Mobile
Rumors
Software/Apps
Security
Developer
- WebRTC Online Code Editor Team Up for Real-Time Coding
- Dev builds a lock screen for Google Glass which Google somehow forgot
London/Britain/UK
- Londons Old Maypoles
- GM withdraws offensive car ad
- Actor Bill Roache arrested on suspicion of raping girl in 1967
- UK government failing legal duty on air pollution supreme court rules
- Google ordered back to parliament to answer tax questions
- Whats The Best Pub In Notting Hill
- Condemned drug smuggler attacks UK
- British man dies in Greenland during Arctic expedition
- A wistful Prince Charles as Dutch queen steps aside for her son
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?
Funny
- May 01 2013
- What About an
- Like Father Like Son
- This Tardis Control Room Dress Really Lights Up a Room
- Dog Knocks Lady Off of a Scooter
- Purr My Ride
- Ye Olde Cuddle Vest
- Gets Out Even the Toughest of Stains
- Dat Feline
- What Have You Been Feeding That Croc
- Were Trapped
- Dew-it-Yourself Suit Tie
- The Most Effective Way to Stop Texting in Public
- Oh GoodI Have Options
- Eh Close Enough
- Someone Didnt Read the Signs
- Is Finals Seeing Someone Else
- #Win
- And it Didnt Work
Chicagoland
- Three Dead in Shootings At Least 17 Wounded in 10 Hours
- Milwaukee Avenue Rush-Hour Parking Bans Should Be Lifted Arena Says
- Music Institute of Chicago Moves Downtown to Gratz Center
- Cubs Reveal Renderings For Historic Restoration
- Duck People
- Arlington Heights man sentenced to 30 years for abusing two young girls
- Joliet cops seek second suspect in robbery murder
- Wavefront Adds James Murphy Fatboy Slim More To Lineup
- San Franciscos Speakeasy Ales Lagers Arrives In Chicago
- Two years for Streamwood man 53 who sent love notes to girl 9 – WTF?
Total Number of stories: 121
Look for more stories tomorrow.
Pugs in the Tub
President Obama at White House Correspondents Dinner 2013
Jack Carroll: 13 Year Old Comedian
Don’t Judge Too Quickly (Video)
This one is pretty funny.
Daily Run Down 03/19/2013: Morning Edition
Here is this morning’s Daily Run Down.
International
Politics
- More politics than policy in Arctic oil drilling debate
- INFOGRAPHIC House Republicans Senate Democrats Offer Competing Visions For The Federal Budget
- Paul Ryan Democrats leading US – Except, we’re here because of what George W. Bush put into place. Explain that one.
Health
- Functionally cured of HIV
- Downward dogs treat depression
- Well Lost Sleep Can Lead to Weight Gain
- Despite Physician Advice Parents Refuse HPV Vaccine
Science/Space
- Fun Facts About Coyotes
- Fossils of Earliest Old World Monkeys Unearthed
- Antarctics First-Ever Whale Skeleton Found
- Casanova Moths Use Mustache-Like Tufts for Courtship
- Stressed It May Show in Your Breath
- Remains of 400-Year-Old Explosion Provide New Insight Into Stars Death
- Wired Space Photo of the Day Io Casts Shadow on Jupiter
- Editorial Tech is a flock of starlings
Financial
- STMicro closing down 1600 jobs axed by chip design firm
- Sales numbers show Galaxy devices are slowly catching up with the iPhone
- Liberty Media Close to Buying 25 Percent of Charter
Gaming
- Team Fortress 2 is Oculus Rifts first official game
- Aliens Colonial Marines get 4GB patch with visual improvements
Reviews
Law
Internet
- YouTube Looks Ahead to More Channels
- Funny or Dies full-length Steve Jobs movie written and shot in 8 days to be released April 15
Social
- Climate Change Could Mean 7 Times as Many Hurricane Katrinas
- $22/hr minimum wage Will Senator Warren get a wisecracking ally – $22 as a minimum wage would be a hard one to get behind, but I do say that depending on region, $22 is an absolute minimum
Mobile
Security
- Googles Chrome OS partially hacked
- Same hacker may have targeted Ars reporter Krebs and Wireds Honan
Odd
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?
- Massachusetts Sheriff Jokes That President Obama Should Be Shot – Yeah, the Secret Service doesn’t take these “jokes” lightly.
Funny
- Adventure Embroidery WIN
- She Was Very Very High
- And Yea Did He Give a Hanging Globe Upon the World
- Too Much Sun
- OK Srsly Stahp
- Some One Threw Mad Cheeder in the Tupac Jar
- You Pack You Drive You Save
- When Gotham is in Stitches Then You Have My Permission to Die
- When I see my ex at a bar
- The Monday after St. Pattys day.
Chicagoland
- Racy Billboard Removed for the Second Time
- Indiana High School Considers Breathalyzing Students At Prom
- Private Firm That Runs Illinois Lottery Fined For Not Selling Enough Lottery Tickets
Total Number of stories: 45
Look for more news stories this evening.