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Twitter Updates for 2012-03-28

28 Mar 2012

Run away with me to another place
We can rely on each other uh huh
From one corner to another uh huh #
Headline: Engineers set sights on asteroid deflection
My Thought: Beats blowing the damn thing up with a nuclear bomb.
http://t.co/Va6gZzb5 #
@ChelseaHouska you can't let heartbreaker get you down. As the saying goes, 'You don't know what you've got until it's gone' in reply to ChelseaHouska #
@bitchwhocodes I think you mean pact, not pack. in reply to bitchwhocodes #
@bitchwhocodes I think it's coffee time for you. No more twitter until coffee has been acquired. in reply to bitchwhocodes #
@marshallk sounds about right, unless you're Microsoft. Security updates are done by a different from set of devs. in reply to marshallk #
@film_girl When is your wedding? in reply to film_girl #

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Twitter Updates for 2012-03-27

27 Mar 2012

@iheartrocknroll Are you watching #Alcatraz #
@lennyflatley @laura_june if I was in NYC id apply, but being in Chicago, that isn't going to happen. Any possibility of a Chicago Office? in reply to lennyflatley #
@sfeuer @torioreo we're not allowed to have real chocolate milk in Chicago, only in the suburbs. Oberweis chocolate milk is the best though. in reply to sfeuer #
@ToriOreo @sfeuer it's O'Hare International Airport in reply to ToriOreo #
@ToriOreo @sfeuer ORD isn't complete shit, just the TSA line, overpriced everything, the ridiculous everything related. Just not total shit. in reply to ToriOreo #
@sfeuer @torioreo no, you know you're from Chicago when you go running in shorts and a t-shirt in sub 50 degree whether in March. in reply to sfeuer #
@cubanalaf just don't second guess your love for me. #
@sfeuer @torioreo International is decent out of ORD. I've flown out of there twice, once to DC and once to LHR. in reply to sfeuer #
@sfeuer @torioreo I much prefer Midway. But won't argue if I go to LHR out of ORD. in reply to sfeuer #
@natasha I like your avatar picture, you look really good. #
@mstephens7 is there any "bad" night for a fire? in reply to mstephens7 #
@jeffjarvis I think you mean the daily fail…. in reply to jeffjarvis #
@lynsey I think you're looking like a hot asshole, if you're an asshole, which I don't think you are, but that's just me. #
@manveerheir google play is the new name for the Android Market. It includes more stuff like books and audiobooks. in reply to manveerheir #
@UberFacts see the episode of Seinfeld where this is the case. in reply to UberFacts #
@DENISE_RICHARDS I don't know, I'm watching #Alcatraz in reply to DENISE_RICHARDS #
@tapbot_paul those are some good release notes in reply to tapbot_paul #
@iheartrocknroll isn't dicing just cutting up into cubes? Cut one way, rotate 90 degrees and cut again? in reply to iheartrocknroll #
@winelibrarian Alcatraz is on. Otherwise it's just me, and I'm not good tv in reply to winelibrarian #
@iheartrocknroll interesting, I'd need a tomato peeler for that then. Something I don't have in reply to iheartrocknroll #
@lynsey what if we already think you're interesting? in reply to lynsey #
@iheartrocknroll this has been done. in reply to iheartrocknroll #
@iheartrocknroll any time, I know much #4Indi meant to you. in reply to iheartrocknroll #
@iheartrocknroll I think I have a few of those in reply to iheartrocknroll #
@iheartrocknroll that is still allowed. It will get easier, but I'm sure you'll never forget. in reply to iheartrocknroll #
@iheartrocknroll I still remember both of the dogs we had growing up. They're both really good dogs. in reply to iheartrocknroll #
@fourzerotwo how am I supposed to get my COD updates now? in reply to fourzerotwo #
@alk311 @miranda_lambert remember haters gonna hate in reply to alk311 #
@MarkSheppard only after I have my own kids first. in reply to MarkSheppard #
@AlphaBelle I did, she still left anyway. in reply to AlphaBelle #
@winelibrarian I think you mean…. Ef…..less in reply to winelibrarian #
@ToriOreo a friend of mine says I need to find a wife and be like the duggers to keep the red head population alive past 2060. in reply to ToriOreo #
@SayingsForGirls so when do we start dating? Or when's dinner? in reply to SayingsForGirls #
@ToriOreo we rule, I know. We're the best of all hair colors. in reply to ToriOreo #
@MyLifeAsFerrari a new phone is better than a reliable boyfriend? in reply to MyLifeAsFerrari #
@ToriOreo that'd be sweet, I want some cool super powers. in reply to ToriOreo #
@MyLifeAsFerrari oh, so there goes my chance of dating you. Sigh, another opportunity lost. Maybe some day, maybe some day. in reply to MyLifeAsFerrari #
@MyLifeAsFerrari if you need any assistance with your iPhone let me know. I've only been using one since 2007. Yes, I'm a nerd. in reply to MyLifeAsFerrari #
@laurahazardowen They probably wanted their 30% and Apple thinks they can always win when it comes to content. in reply to laurahazardowen #
@lizstrauss That's a good picture. Too bad it never looks like that out here. in reply to lizstrauss #
Today is not going to be a very good day. Already has been complete shit, why should it get any better. #
Well he threw one down form the top of the stairs
Beautiful women were standing everywhere
They all got wet when he smashed that thing #
@ag_stanley I won't code for IE6 anymore. If they can't use another browser I don't need them as a visitor of my websites. in reply to ag_stanley #
@ag_stanley if they're not using it, then they need to change the policy to not test for it. #
@AmberCadabra I had the first one bust within a month of buying it. They sent me a replacement, that one worked until the charger died. in reply to AmberCadabra #
@JoelHousman is this an acceptable QR Code location? http://t.co/Cw5FkWvK #
@lisettevoytko that's why nobody should use WYSIWYG editors. Hand code it all in Notepad or TextEdit, TextWrangler or BBEdit. in reply to lisettevoytko #
Can you go back to bedlam when where you work is bedlam? #

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Twitter Updates for 2012-03-26

26 Mar 2012

@KatiRyan too bad I can't be in his place. #
I guess I'll stop reading twitter now, just so I can not read about mad men. I don't care about spoilers just would like other conversations #
@flargh pull hard drive, spinrite it. If you can figure out how to pull the hard drive out in reply to flargh #
@ZodiacFacts I've been better, but I'm alright in reply to ZodiacFacts #
@stefsull lion requires 10.6.8. Mac App store didn't arrive until 10.6.6 in reply to stefsull #
Why does a chicks coup have two doors? Because if it had four doors, I'd be a sedan. #BadJoke #
@bluereadergal I'm going to bed very soon, like 2 minutes. in reply to bluereadergal #
@drandolph 10.3 lbs? in reply to drandolph #
@winelibrarian Just start singing the Boomtown Rats Song 'I don't like Mondays', It should be your theme song for today in reply to winelibrarian #
@winelibrarian that's why it would be today's theme song, not every monday, just today. in reply to winelibrarian #
To this day when I hear that song, I see you standing there on that lawn
Discount shades, store bought tan, flip-flops and cut off jeans #
@joelhousman I don't get why you'd want to have a QR Code on a website, that one still puzzles me. in reply to joelhousman #
@bitchylibrarian I won't go phoneless. it just feels wrong for some reason. in reply to bitchylibrarian #
@joelhousman I would say that's appropriate for my employer. They don't understand the usage of the technology just that we need to have it. in reply to joelhousman #
@bitchylibrarian it's worse than that, it's like feeling completely lost in the woods with no way to get back to civilization. in reply to bitchylibrarian #
OH: the dating scene does blow goats
Me: anybody on the dating scene who blows goats is not somebody I want to know about nor ever meet #
@sofiafontes no matter how cool a computer/device is, bad pipes are bad pipes. in reply to sofiafontes #
@MyLifeAsFerrari That's why it's that much more important to do it. It's all about getting outside your comfort zone. in reply to MyLifeAsFerrari #
@thevowel Sounds like somebody has a case of the 'Mondays' in reply to thevowel #
@trixie360 do a screenshot and then save it that way in reply to trixie360 #
@GirlFuturist it's called the GOP and the right-winged nut jobs, like the two current GOP candidates. That's how. in reply to GirlFuturist #
@GirlFuturist Remember, according to these nut jobs The holocaust didn't happen either. in reply to GirlFuturist #
If I bumped in to you by happenstance
You probably wouldn't even know who I am
But if I whispered your name, I bet there'd still be a spark #

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Twitter Updates for 2012-03-25

25 Mar 2012

@ToriOreo an interior pocket would be okay, I'm just looking for somewhere to put my house keys while exercising in reply to ToriOreo #
@ToriOreo I'll look for them in reply to ToriOreo #
@ToriOreo I did check the store, they didn't have any. I'm going to check their website in reply to ToriOreo #
I'm going to blame the Dr. Pepper I had early as the reason why I'm still wide awake instead of falling asleep #
@ToriOreo I ended up finding a pair of Reebok shorts at my local @Dicks in reply to ToriOreo #
@Spotify I didn't think any application sitting idle could use more memory than iTunes sitting idle, but @Spotify has managed to do it. #
@MEOWPWR yes, we are very active tonight. in reply to MEOWPWR #
@MEOWPWR my first job is to be a smartass. in reply to MEOWPWR #
@solessence Lilyhammer is fantastic in reply to solessence #
@hotdogsladies theres no need to thank Yoda, he already knew and kicked Palpatine's ass in reply to hotdogsladies #
@waynedixon: I don't know what it is about @EricChurch's 'Springsteen' but I can listen to it on repeat for an hour without getting bored #
@amyhoy @sarajchipps I do as well. in reply to amyhoy #
@zemote who authorized the R&R, I don't remember seeing the memo. in reply to zemote #
When I think about you
I think about 17
I think about my old Chevy
I think about the stars in the sky #
Who wants to bet that in iOS 6.0 the UDID method becomes a private method that only Apple can use? #
@dlprager even though @alexia hates writing, nobody hates @alexia. If someone claims hate @alexia let me know, we'll have words… in reply to alexia #
@DevinLeyva You have just re-iterated what you tweeted by stating that you're so awkward, which is awkward itself. in reply to DevinLeyva #
@harrymccracken hmm… I'd say download an application to determine what's eating the space, but I don't know any 86kb apps that do that. in reply to harrymccracken #
@DevinLeyva is it doing damage to your stomach? in reply to DevinLeyva #
@MissMeganEmily if I was in the area, I would in reply to MissMeganEmily #
OH: how do you like your new bed?
Person 1: it's okay
Person 2: yeah, me too. #
@ikearstin otherwise you wouldn't have quit would you? in reply to ikearstin #
@gruber @parislemon I thought the idea was to just have the appearance of making things retina ready. Plus it's not about the content. in reply to gruber #
@elyciamarie what If I am the lunatic you're looking for? You may be right, I may be crazy. in reply to elyciamarie #
@parislemon does GQ we know that use all our data on their application. We never use it for anything else like email or news, just GQ in reply to parislemon #
@Blagica I wish I could afford to go to @WholeFoods to shop, it's so expensive in reply to Blagica #
@rachelreese I always love Aurora Borealis pictures in reply to rachelreese #
@Blagica when I compare how much I pay versus whole foods it comes out to be significantly more in reply to Blagica #
@LauraScholz what is this idea of 'fun' things You're talking about? in reply to LauraScholz #
@princesseva0610 so you're the prettiest then? in reply to princesseva0610 #
@dalecruse I'll put it on my website just for you. in reply to dalecruse #
@brittnorthcutt I'd like to have some birds occupy the nest on my porch. in reply to brittnorthcutt #
@levarburton you must've been at the Arclight in LA? in reply to levarburton #

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Twitter Updates for 2012-03-24

24 Mar 2012

@ismh Why doesn't Apple push Mac App Store updates through the Mac App Store. You Running ML? in reply to ismh #
Funny how a melody sounds like a memory
Like a soundtrack to a July Saturday night #
@ClaytonMorris if that doesn't show exactly how much faster the new iPad is then I don't know what would. Do you try the new iPad vs iPad 2? in reply to ClaytonMorris #
@larwe the US Citizens need to get their ass in gear and force Congress, so aptly named, to represent them, not big business. in reply to larwe #
@larwe don't ever put me in charge with real power. If I dictator for a day, I'd spend the 24 hours making MAJOR overhauls. in reply to larwe #
@larwe But I would at least take input from people before hand. Many others wouldn't. in reply to larwe #
@davewiner #8 is a bit suspicious though… in reply to davewiner #
@SayingsForGirls this instant, not just Today, is the oldest you've ever been and the youngest you'll ever be again.! in reply to SayingsForGirls #
@sfeuer In reality @joelhousman and @BertieHousman are having a raging party consisting of chicken, dog bones, and water. in reply to sfeuer #
@sfeuer I'm not sure you'll be able to find a seat there. If one opens up you might want to take it as soon as possible. in reply to sfeuer #
@ikearstin Funnily you could either be traveling to Wisconsin or to downtown Chicago. Although if it's downtown 2.5 hrs may not be enough in reply to ikearstin #
@GirlFuturist Turns out that it's faked. in reply to GirlFuturist #
@ToriOreo @sfeuer Yes, heated floors exist. Garages can be heated as well. The wonders of modern technology. in reply to ToriOreo #
Oh how true this is: RT @ZodiacFacts A #Cancer needs to know that it's going to work before daring to show their interest. #
If I bumped in to you by happenstance
You probably wouldn't even know who I am But if I whispered your name, I bet there'd still be a spark. #
@amb3rrae Is it our place to question why our parents do less than logical things? No, why, because one day we may be doing the same things. in reply to amb3rrae #
@hotdogsladies was the WordPress site running on a rock solid apache install by chance? in reply to hotdogsladies #
@bitchylibrarian @winelibrarian @zandarvts all people see is 'l-b–ians' so they instantly think lesbians instead of librarians. in reply to bitchylibrarian #
@JessBerlin you get to go to Europe, no fair. I want to go. Just drop me off in London… I'll be fine from there. in reply to JessBerlin #

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Twitter Updates for 2012-03-23

23 Mar 2012

@ZodiacFacts @fadwahussari There's nothing wrong with learning SAT words. ?Our job is to become more enlightened and educated. in reply to ZodiacFacts #
@ismh Wifi or 4G? in reply to ismh #
@AnneWheaton they really should have had those birds crapping out the eggs, that would've been better. in reply to AnneWheaton #
@DevinLeyva they're killing you so badly you misspelled 'Ugh'…. in reply to DevinLeyva #
@larwe I hope that 'salad' wasn't more than $2.99, because I could get a huge salad from Portillos for like $6.99 in reply to larwe #
@larwe man, I could get food for two people for that price in reply to larwe #
@sofiafontes @christyxcore I opted for the 32GB model, It all depends on how much junk you have on it and what your usage is. in reply to sofiafontes #
@cschweitz It's what the UNIVERSE Needs…. in reply to cschweitz #
@ReynoldsJessica No, it's not ethical, It's none of their business what I do outside of work hours. No, I wouldn't give it to them. in reply to ReynoldsJessica #
@ReynoldsJessica I wouldn't want to work at any company that requested my Facebook password anyway. in reply to ReynoldsJessica #

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Twitter Updates for 2012-03-22

22 Mar 2012

@DevinLeyva @#@#%#%^$^&%&$%%#!!@#$@#$%#^$^$%^ @#@#$@#$@# !~!#$@#%@#%@#%@# %@%@$%@$%@$ ! in reply to DevinLeyva #
@RovioMobile have you released pricing for the #AngryBirdsSpace application on iOS yet? #
I hate looking at anything related to London because all it does is make me want to go back more than I already do. #
Idea for Apple, those who wrote iPhoto get the 30% that Apple would normally take from any other developer. Just a thought. #

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Twitter Updates for 2012-03-21

21 Mar 2012

Dear @RovioMobile Please make an Angry Birds at the Olympics… I'd love to see them in London. #
What's weird is that I think I'm more excited about #AngryBirdsSpace from @rovioMobile than I was about Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3. #
@joelhousman What about the Broncos, are they off the list? in reply to joelhousman #
@joelhousman only because of Peyton moving? in reply to joelhousman #
@joelhousman well, I assume that's reason #1 plus Tebow is gone is #2 .. unless I'm wrong. in reply to joelhousman #

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Twitter Updates for 2012-03-20

20 Mar 2012

@iheartrocknroll you able to watch #Alcatraz tonight, or you have to work? #
@akmcquade @joelhousman why does @BertieHousman look sad? in reply to akmcquade #
@Miranda_Lambert why would you support @blakeshelton #TeamBlake I mean it's not like you're married to the guy or anything. Oh wait….. in reply to Miranda_Lambert #
@joelhousman @akmcquade @sfeuer he's a Momma's dog then huh? in reply to joelhousman #
@johnfoster hmm… I may do the same to my site. But if I got onto Pintrest, it'd probably increase traffic 1000 fold. in reply to johnfoster #
@iheartrocknroll Yay! in reply to iheartrocknroll #
@larwe make sure not to include iTunes in any way, it'd be against the EULA in reply to larwe #
@johnfoster I may read their TOS, something I don't usually do. I don't find a use for Pintrest in reply to johnfoster #

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Twitter Updates for 2012-03-19

19 Mar 2012

@jillhanner I would recommend food of some variety, but that's just my opinion. in reply to jillhanner #
Hey, it was your idea Genius. I was just laying there in bed when you said…. #np #
@SaraSantiago it's best to have the idea now, and be able to prepare enough to execute on the plan instead of rushing around last minute. in reply to SaraSantiago #
@lizstrauss You know what they say, Red Sky at night, Sailor's Delight. Red Sky at Morn Sailors take warn. in reply to lizstrauss #
@cschweitz so 12/10 people get news from a Media Source? in reply to cschweitz #
@ashleymonroe That's what Twitter is for. I would care what your dreams are, but then again I'm a bit more compassionate than others. in reply to ashleymonroe #
@ChelseaHouska don't you hate it when you have dreams like that and they don't tell you who it is… that's just annoying. in reply to ChelseaHouska #
the 3rd Generation iPad may have a higher resolution screen but it's still only reported as 1024×768 #
@marcoarment technically Apple still supports the original iPad if you got the Apple Care. #
@joelhousman it goes to the last instance of that app, which is on that space. So it should switch. in reply to joelhousman #
@sofiafontes I'm not sure, I think if you start twitching it's too much. Until that point, you're safe… in reply to sofiafontes #
@sofiafontes gesundheit in reply to sofiafontes #
@LisaFrame it's march, close to, if not already, 80 degrees. It's called Chicagoland weather in reply to LisaFrame #

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