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Twitter Updates for 2012-01-26

26 Jan 2012

@oopsadoop sing Happy Birthday to yourself and it should go away. in reply to oopsadoop #
@joshuaschnell that's the key, the execution. If they can make it more compelling, it may work. But it's hard given all the bad WebOS PR in reply to joshuaschnell #
@MimiMM_ honestly, I'm not surprised. It would probably be the best vacation of all. Doing nothing. in reply to MimiMM_ #
@YeahImAshley hmm… Good question. Does a bear crap in the woods? in reply to YeahImAshley #
@MacFindHer I thought @johnfbraun was already loopy. in reply to MacFindHer #
Radar: it doesn't have to make sense, you just have to fill out the right number of forms. #
@ikearstin as a guy, I think as though there is a big difference. Babe means you love her, while baby is a means to just pick her up. in reply to ikearstin #
@ikearstin I also think it depends on where you say "baby", if it's in bed it has a whole other meaning in reply to ikearstin #
@joshuatopolsky @verge boo, I was looking forward to renting games from Netflix. in reply to joshuatopolsky #
@YeahImAshley I would be happy to moan your name in bed. It wouldn't be in frustration. in reply to YeahImAshley #
@MacFindHer but is @johnfbraun infinitely looped? in reply to MacFindHer #
@MacFindHer @johnfbraun worse than buzz lightyear huh? in reply to MacFindHer #
@MacFindHer @johnfbraun is always buzzing, it's just not always due to alcohol… This time it might be in reply to MacFindHer #
@YeahImAshley I'd like to judge for myself if @im_tricia smells good naked. in reply to YeahImAshley #
@ikearstin disappointed with what? in reply to ikearstin #
@ryan I thought about saying something, but I opted to not say anything in reply to ryan #
@ryan I figured as much. Did you decide on a laptop case or still looking at the options? in reply to ryan #

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Twitter Updates for 2012-01-25

25 Jan 2012

@tchaten there may be 306 million iOS devices, how many are ACTIVE iOS devices? I've had 5 iPhones and only. 3 are still active. in reply to tchaten #
@KenJennings well played, well played. Gotta love M*A*S*H in reply to KenJennings #
@bitchwhocodes OH DAMN, that explains a few things now. Thanks for the clarification. in reply to bitchwhocodes #
Does anybody have a full list of the products not covered by Google's new Privacy Policy? AKA a list of the products that have their own?? #
@snobiwan Peggy Hill You need more Nutmeg. in reply to snobiwan #
@QueenofSpain throw some chocolate in there, it never hurts. in reply to QueenofSpain #
Dear Computer networking companies, PLEASE USE STANDARDS FOR NAMES OF ITEMS. HP's "trunk" is really bonding, while "tagged" is 802.1Q. geez! #
Should I watch the #SOTU or watch another few episodes of M*A*S*H? Thoughts? 1 for #SOTU 2 for #MASH #
@Pres_Bartlet They have to do something other than report the REST of the news that's going on in the world. CNN is now the TMZ of Politics. in reply to Pres_Bartlet #
Which station should I watch? NBC or ABC? #
83 claps and 40 standing ovations is what I count. What did everybody else get? #
@alexia that may be, but it must be why I'm not that creative, I remember the stuff in the middle. in reply to alexia #
@akmcquade umm…. Pajamas I understand, isn't it a bit late for dinner? in reply to akmcquade #
@SaraLang mine was "Same rules top to bottom. No handouts, bailouts, or cop outs" in reply to SaraLang #
@joelhousman at that point, why not just turn off all political shows and stations. Get news from twitter. Force them to come to you.[ in reply to joelhousman #
@officialBRAT I don't want a "I'm sorry fuck", I expect a "I want you" fuck. in reply to officialBRAT #
@sfeuer just because @mymanmitch is part of the GOP is no reason to be ashamed. We in illinois have something to he ashamed of, Ryan & Blago in reply to sfeuer #
@joelhousman yeah, but why go to them. They should come to us. They have to work for our attention in reply to joelhousman #
Today could get interesting… We will see though. #

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Twitter Updates for 2012-01-24

24 Jan 2012

@MarkSheppard time to book the culprits…. in reply to MarkSheppard #
@DonaldMick only 2/5 on country music groups…. Really? I'm disappointed… Should've been 4/5 in reply to DonaldMick #
@iheartrocknroll I'm also watching @alcatrazonfox #Alcatraz I liked last week and so far enjoying this week's episode in reply to iheartrocknroll #
@ZodiacFacts @dec_geater you should take a day off. Just one, just enough to relax for a bit. But we'd expect you to be back full force in reply to ZodiacFacts #
@MissMeganEmily you should move here, I'd take care of you when you're sick in reply to MissMeganEmily #
@iheartrocknroll no spoilers for those that aren't watching, what do you think of this episode thus far? in reply to iheartrocknroll #
@iheartrocknroll well Hurley is in this, and it's JJ, so there will definitely be elements of Lost in the show. in reply to iheartrocknroll #
@iheartrocknroll I hope this one lasts, it seems like all the shows that I like always end up getting canceled. in reply to iheartrocknroll #
@iheartrocknroll I like movies and shows about Alcatraz, plus I like JJ's work. I won't lie, Detective Madsen isn't a bad perk to the show. in reply to iheartrocknroll #
@iheartrocknroll Sigh, I'm going to have to pay for the walking dead on iTunes as I don't only have absolute basic cable. But it's worth it. in reply to iheartrocknroll #
@McGarrysGhost no one wants to see you beet it. #fldebate in reply to McGarrysGhost #

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Twitter Updates for 2012-01-23

23 Jan 2012

@ToriOreo the ravens got gyped on that one. #
@daisy no offense, but they're going to lose to the giants by a field goal, 38 to 35 in reply to daisy #
@inthefade @joelhousman I love the e-trade baby commercials. in reply to joelhousman #
@akmcquade I knew that Annabeth Schott could sing, No idea Kristen Chenoweth could sing. #WestWing in reply to akmcquade #
@iheartrocknroll I don't recommend that, the human race would be a lot less attractive if you did that. @akmcquade @torioreo in reply to iheartrocknroll #
WTF kind of expression is this on Eli Manning? http://t.co/57bh8cJF #
R2D2 was not born on Naboo, he was created on Tatooine. #VerizonSucks #
@bassguy I was corrected, that was something my brother said. Wookipedia is correct and it is Naboo, C-3PO was from Tatooine. in reply to bassguy #
@bassguy #VerizonSucks regardless though. in reply to bassguy #
@skottbennett @joelhousman yes, I know. I'm blaming my brother for the mess up in droids in reply to skottbennett #
@iheartrocknroll @akmcquade @torioreo you're welcome. I prefer to speak the truth, and that's incontrovertible and a fact. in reply to iheartrocknroll #
@macphotog as stated before, it was my brother who stated so blame him in reply to macphotog #
@macphotog Wookieepedia is your best bet for all star wars in reply to macphotog #
@masanch10 heartache to heartache in reply to masanch10 #
@ObnoxiousBot If you think that's bad, you should hear what 3-CPO says about Hal 9000's performance in 2001, and his thoughts on Siri. in reply to ObnoxiousBot #
@truejerseygirl there is no overtime regarding fucking, it's all normal play time during sex. in reply to truejerseygirl #
@jillhanner no, humanity would be a much worse off place without your beauty. #
@sfeuer which companies 10k are we betting? in reply to sfeuer #
@LauraBellBundy I get exhausted just looking at you. So If you stop being beautiful, maybe I can get some rest. But I don't want that. #
“@UberFacts: People who eat sweets have sweeter personalities. http://t.co/0enRQUVi” #DatingMission #
@x_no_regrets_x so how do I take you home? #
@cschweitz maybe I'll work on that. #
@jillhanner I've been told that I'm too sweet. now just to find a woman who will listen when I say nice things. #DatingMission in reply to jillhanner #
@MrsRupertPupkin @lynsey you're both welcome to join me, I'll hold either one, or both, of you. in reply to lynsey #
@michellelentz yes, they're remaking it in reply to michellelentz #
@MarkSheppard it was whacked. in reply to MarkSheppard #
I was right, won by a field goal, only off by 18 points. I predicted 38 to 35, was 20 to 17 #
@caitlinbell8 it's February 19th? in reply to caitlinbell8 #
@caitlinbell8 I will try to Remember that in reply to caitlinbell8 #
@TM2LeahDawn I want to find that girl to love all my life. So far I'm turning up empty. in reply to TM2LeahDawn #

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Twitter Updates for 2012-01-22

22 Jan 2012

@ToriOreo @jovialjacki @jschrein of course I'm not, since I'm in the Midwest, and not in the military, but I've always thought about joining in reply to ToriOreo #
@donnatella_moss neither, Al Jazeera. in reply to donnatella_moss #
@cschweitz hmm… All you'd need is a two way mirror with a streaming twitter feed behind it. in reply to cschweitz #
@cschweitz it only shows how disorganized the #GOP truly is. in reply to cschweitz #
@KateGardiner the highest usage I've had is 1.8GB. in reply to KateGardiner #
@ashlagarde @MaciBookoutMTV I think you need to remove "ing marry" and it might be more appropriate for some ladies. in reply to MaciBookoutMTV #
@shadowbird712 ha, you made that rhyme. Sorry about the site being a pain z in reply to shadowbird712 #
@bldngnerd I hate it when I don't shave and it starts annoying me. It bothers me more than most other things. in reply to bldngnerd #
@bldngnerd sometimes all you need is a shave and some sex. in reply to bldngnerd #
@jschrein @torioreo @jovialjacki we didn't have ANY snow in the past week. Nope, none at all. in reply to jschrein #
@bldngnerd yes. in reply to bldngnerd #
@MarkSheppard yeah, tell me about it. I sometimes wish I wasn't a cancer, it would make it interesting, but then I wouldn't be me. in reply to MarkSheppard #
@MarkSheppard I think horoscopes are crap, but astrology is a bit more spot on. But not always accurate. in reply to MarkSheppard #
@MarkSheppard yeah, horoscopes are more current predictions, while astrology is more general and are more accurate overall. in reply to MarkSheppard #
Frank: I happen to believe there's more than just sex between a man and a woman!
Hawkeye: Yeah, there's smoking in the dark afterwards. #
@thatgirlonline you forgot the word, "attractive" in there in reply to thatgirlonline #
@donnatella_moss that's a "small" detail that is overlooked by the GOP in reply to donnatella_moss #
Freedman: Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice, Pull down your pants and slide on the ice! #
@rachelr1977 she can be a hero in my bed anytime she wants…. in reply to rachelr1977 #
@LinzLuvs seriously, did some guy actually say that? Guys really don't understand do they? #
@Pres_Bartlet aren't all speeches by the #GOP bad? in reply to Pres_Bartlet #
@darastar my kids will never watch Barney, it'll be blocked by the v-chip in the TV. in reply to darastar #
@Pres_Bartlet Content needs to he good, and nobody in the current #GOP race could make a speech like @Victory_Vinick though. in reply to Pres_Bartlet #
@cdixon I can't get my head around mongoDB, so I'll stick to php + MySQL until I can understand NoSQL databases. in reply to cdixon #
@KarenAlloy figure around $500 in reply to KarenAlloy #
@UberFacts: Having sex in the morning is better than coffee at waking you up and can actually cause you to have a better day. #DatingMission #
“@BreakingNews: Former Penn State coach Joe Paterno dies at 85 http://t.co/kO04pbtg” #
@Moriah_XO @iamthecoolnerd it's potentially not true according to the @nytimes in reply to Moriah_XO #
@Ihnatko @neilhimself thanks for letting me know. Now purchased. in reply to Ihnatko #
@LinzLuvs wait for the later seasons….. in reply to LinzLuvs #
@x_no_regrets_x umm…. That's like 1000x times better than ANYTHING I could draw on a REALLY good day. in reply to x_no_regrets_x #
@jaidadreyer you could know my lips in this life if you'd like. in reply to jaidadreyer #
@KCJHoop @MichaelGeorge82 The Bulls are playing worse without Michael Jordan and Scottie Pippin. in reply to MichaelGeorge82 #
@lynsey luckily I don't think I'm entitled to anything, particularly in social situations. Plus I don't like being the center of attention. in reply to lynsey #
@rupertmurdoch because that would be logical. The MPAA and RIAA don't do logic and only protect their old business models in reply to rupertmurdoch #
Hawkeye: I can't do it, I'm not a psychiatrist, I'm not screwed up enough. #
@ClaytonMorris screw you, I tried it and failed. I will try again. in reply to ClaytonMorris #
@natalimorris you should've gotten pregnant 3 months later, then they'd be born in July, which is the best month to be born. in reply to natalimorris #
@bluereadergal does that include the the biggest @bldngnerd? I know he's a big fan of sesame street in reply to bluereadergal #
@bluereadergal @bldngnerd I hope you recorded it, he'll he mad that he missed it. in reply to bluereadergal #
it tells you something about infrastructure when the email arrives in my inbox BEFORE the Twitter Mac app or notification on iOS arrives #
2004 and 2007 were both big years for me, as was 2009. Maybe 2012 will be a big year. Pattern wise, it should be. Then 2014 will be as well. #
@DonaldMick well played in reply to DonaldMick #
@ShannonElizab Marina Del Rey makes me think of the George Strait song Marina Del Rey in reply to ShannonElizab #

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Twitter Updates for 2012-01-21

21 Jan 2012

@midwestninja that sounds about right for Chicago traffic when it's a clear and sunny day. in reply to midwestninja #
“@JimGaffigan: If you lose weight when you stop drinking Diet Coke imagine how much we’d lose if we stopped dieting.” #
@GabrieleMilan none. There was no music playing in reply to GabrieleMilan #
@GabrieleMilan No idea, it's just the way it was. There was no music the first time I've had sex with all my partners, excluding one. in reply to GabrieleMilan #
@fourzerotwo that just proves his innocence. You don't have time to handle mega upload AND play #MW3 there's just no way. in reply to fourzerotwo #
@AndreaRussett @princesseva0610 that's very true. In that spirit… When will @princesseva0610 go out to dinner with me? ;P in reply to princesseva0610 #
@anneimal After looking at your blog
Posts for the last year and can't decide who is a bigger dork you or me. I know who's better looking #
@sfeuer @joelhousman you mean Android? in reply to sfeuer #
@akmcquade nope, never pathetic. in reply to akmcquade #
Oh Tokyo,
They got some saki, and sashimi, and some clean sheets,
Oh, kimono, oh, kimono,
Tokyo's the town that I love the best, #
@sfeuer you said four letter s word, meaning bad word, meaning Android is a bad word in reply to sfeuer #
@sfeuer three drinks is much more than I could handle. I'd be lucky to handle one and a half, at most. in reply to sfeuer #
@sfeuer it's okay to lose count. I k ow how to use the Internet, after finding some pictures, Just don't tell Cate that I think she's cute. in reply to sfeuer #
@bitchwhocodes wouldn't that be known as feeding your masochist tendencies? in reply to bitchwhocodes #
@sfeuer wait, does more skull mean you can drink more? Is that REALLY what you had the doctor do? in reply to sfeuer #
@ToriOreo after the week I've had, I need a drink, but it's #snowpocalypse here in the Midwest in reply to ToriOreo #
@ToriOreo damn human evolution and science. As the song goes "our mothers smoked and drank…we turned out alright", so we tell ourselves in reply to ToriOreo #
@ToriOreo I know my mom didn't. My parents didn't start drinking again until their 40's. in reply to ToriOreo #
@YeahImAshley either Walking through walls or teleportation, either one would be time saving in reply to YeahImAshley #
@totallesliemove I think the song is an entire family having sex changes, or just changing gender roles. One of the two. in reply to totallesliemove #
@joshuaschnell bed. That's my suggestion. in reply to joshuaschnell #
@joshuaschnell you can smite dragons tomorrow. It's time for bed. We don't want a cranky Josh tomorrow. in reply to joshuaschnell #
@rachelr1977 goodnight ipad. in reply to rachelr1977 #
@eastscene @joshuaschnell yeah, yeah, blame old "war" injuries as the reason to play skyrim. in reply to eastscene #
It's great to get an email from your boss that shows a "no confidence" stance in your abilities. Makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside :/ #
@totallesliemove hmm… Seems like they don't have much confidence in "the president" hence the "screaming". #meetinvirginia #train in reply to totallesliemove #
@totallesliemove or "The President" is a mob boss… and they don't like how's he's handling the "family" #meetvirginia #train in reply to totallesliemove #
@randizuckerberg We can prescribe watching hoarders…. then we'll see how quickly your closet empties out. in reply to randizuckerberg #
Any Chicagoland ladies who need help with their Aphallatosis? I can help, just ask. #
@jennywitham You're talking about exercise right, not your sex life? in reply to jennywitham #
@bldngnerd I can be funny sometimes, but after the last hellish week, and the nightmare next week, I need a good laugh. in reply to bldngnerd #
@shiralazar every time I see a movie with any spot in London in it, it makes me want to go back to London. in reply to shiralazar #
@officialBRAT that was your 9,500th tweet. only 500 more to go until you hit 10,000 #
Is anybody else as annoyed as I am with the lack of cohesiveness amongst twitter's apps? The iOS app shows more info than web or Mac App. #
@officialBRAT that's a good question. If you keep replying to people, and posting what you're thinking, it'll be sooner than you think. in reply to officialBRAT #
@jovialjacki give @jschrein my deepest sympathies regarding trying to get his #CCIE the CCNA is hard enough, let alone CCNP. Good Luck! in reply to jovialjacki #
@RobertJFClarke Mac or PC? Do you like the click clack of a keyboard, or do you want a quiet keyboard? in reply to RobertJFClarke #
@jovialjacki if @jschrein gets his CCIE, he can almost write how much he wants to make per hour and almost be set for life. in reply to jovialjacki #
@jovialjacki @jschrein I decided networking was not what I wanted to do full time. I can still do most of it, but it's been a while. in reply to jovialjacki #
@RobertJFClarke check out this logitech: http://t.co/1LyV6lLg in reply to RobertJFClarke #
@officialBRAT see, look you're already at 9506… only 494 to go now! keep it up! in reply to officialBRAT #
@officialBRAT ooh… gummy candies… I prefer gummy worms myself. But LifeSaver's gummies are the best…. in reply to officialBRAT #
Everybody check out “@ikearstin: http://t.co/v47T7qGt” it has naked photos on the page! well maybe not. Find out for yourself! #
@jovialjacki how long until retirement for @jschrein? in reply to jovialjacki #
@jennywitham I'll refrain from saying something. Suffice to say, You + Me and your "exercise" routine. in reply to jennywitham #
@jovialjacki @jschrein That's not TOO bad. Thanks to both of you for the service to the US! You have to include the wives as well @ToriOreo in reply to jovialjacki #
@alexlindsay I thought two tin cans and a string though was the best audio mixer… oh wait, you want digital mixers… in reply to alexlindsay #
@BearsFan34 ooh, you could drop one in a bottle of generic soda, stand back and have grape soda all over the floor in reply to BearsFan34 #
@BearsFan34 ooh…. even better idea. Put it out in the Snow in the middle of the yard, then you'll have purple snow. in reply to BearsFan34 #
@BearsFan34 They never said anything about not eating purple snow…. just brown and yellow snow… in reply to BearsFan34 #
Might be possible, but I don't drink, so N/A: “@ZodiacFacts: Popular #Cancer drinks include mojitos, sweet cocktails and anything with rum.” #
@Moriah_XO @eastnyc hmm…. maybe I need to go to the club and look for girls who are wearing leggings… in reply to Moriah_XO #
@Moriah_XO @eastnyc damn…. although I wouldn't go to the clubs anyway… it's not my style. in reply to Moriah_XO #

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Twitter Updates for 2012-01-20

20 Jan 2012

@sarahhnguyen @Phoebeyay somebody took @shwood's idea. in reply to Phoebeyay #
@MarkSheppard I'll take your weather for today. You can have ours. High of 21, Low of 14. Currently 4 degrees. in reply to MarkSheppard #
@jennaezarik it's 7 here, which is -13.8 celsius…. either way it's too cold to be out and about. in reply to jennaezarik #
Today has turned out to be a nightmare. Fits in with the rest of the week. Phone system is down, no idea how to get it back online. fun! #
@lynsey we sleep through the first one, therefore it feels like we only had one day off. in reply to lynsey #
@bluereadergal how many inches of snow have falled thus far in Iowa? We're getting hammered here in Chicagoland. in reply to bluereadergal #
@bluereadergal no, they haven't. They are letting them out 1/2 hour early. in reply to bluereadergal #
@sfeuer Can you send @JoelHousman to clean up all of this snow? #
@midwestninja be safe, it'll probably take you two hours to get home. It's coming down in the Suburbs in reply to midwestninja #
@JessicaGottlieb Yes, Blizzards follow you in reply to JessicaGottlieb #

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Twitter Updates for 2012-01-19

19 Jan 2012

@ToriOreo @sfeuer The dog is probably scared shitless at the new young Jedi in the house. in reply to ToriOreo #
Sometimes I feel like a relationship counselor. All I seem to be doing is helping others with their relationship issues. I don't mind, still #
@bluereadergal I know, the issue is that I can give EVERYBODY else advice to help them, but I never can figure stuff out on my own like this in reply to bluereadergal #
@bluereadergal as I have figured, yes it is. As the saying goes "The shoemaker's son always goes barefoot". in reply to bluereadergal #
You know, I'd be happy if we could invent a Read-Only Time Machine to see what REALLY happened in the past. It'd be so cool. #
RE: AT&T Data Plan Price Hikes. Why doesn't AT&T just charge $10 per GB? Now it's $30 for 3GB, $50 for 5GB. Add Shared Data, I'm in. #
@kevindjohnson I have unlimited on my iPhone, But if there were shared plans at $10/gigabyte, I might actually drop my unlimited. in reply to kevindjohnson #

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Twitter Updates for 2012-01-18

18 Jan 2012

@zefrank PIPA stands for PIPA is Pain-In-The Ass…. in reply to zefrank #
@lagilliland1 I will add that and schedule it to post tomorrow. in reply to lagilliland1 #
@lagilliland1 it is now scheduled for tomorrow morning. in reply to lagilliland1 #
I've learned to not do this. It doesn't help @ZodiacFacts: #Cancers are not good at forgiving and forgetting, and they tend to hold grudges. #
@blondeface what about those who aren't drunk? Is it okay then to come onto the bar staff? Or is it just bad form all around? in reply to blondeface #
Maybe it's just me, but wouldn't it be more effective to have Internet Blackout day on the day that Apple has an announcement? #
@dalecruse That is either one big party, or your really like the stuff. Either way, don't drink it all in one sitting. Spread it amongst two in reply to dalecruse #

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Twitter Updates for 2012-01-17

17 Jan 2012

I'm doing something I almost never do, I'm watching TV. What show you may ask, #Alcatraz #
@lippo I don't blame @macosken for saying UBS, he's always into the UBS analysts and their predictions, so it makes sense on some level. in reply to lippo #
@lynsey how about we split her, you take the dress, I'll take Emma Stone. Deal? in reply to lynsey #
@lynsey now, we just have to get her on board with the plan. Hmm… Maybe I could charm her… Nah, nobody likes me jokes nor my humor…… in reply to lynsey #
@Moriah_XO okay, if you want to. in reply to Moriah_XO #
I use logic and facts when arguing. @ZodiacFacts: #Cancers may be sensitive, but they're also tricky so be careful when arguing with one. #
Today is just another day from hell. Way too much to do, not enough time. #

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