Saturday 21st January 2012
by Wayne- @midwestninja that sounds about right for Chicago traffic when it's a clear and sunny day. in reply to midwestninja #
- “@JimGaffigan: If you lose weight when you stop drinking Diet Coke imagine how much we’d lose if we stopped dieting.” #
- @GabrieleMilan none. There was no music playing in reply to GabrieleMilan #
- @GabrieleMilan No idea, it's just the way it was. There was no music the first time I've had sex with all my partners, excluding one. in reply to GabrieleMilan #
- @fourzerotwo that just proves his innocence. You don't have time to handle mega upload AND play #MW3 there's just no way. in reply to fourzerotwo #
- @AndreaRussett @princesseva0610 that's very true. In that spirit… When will @princesseva0610 go out to dinner with me? ;P in reply to princesseva0610 #
- @anneimal After looking at your blog
Posts for the last year and can't decide who is a bigger dork you or me. I know who's better looking
# - @sfeuer @joelhousman you mean Android? in reply to sfeuer #
- @akmcquade nope, never pathetic. in reply to akmcquade #
- Oh Tokyo,
They got some saki, and sashimi, and some clean sheets,
Oh, kimono, oh, kimono,
Tokyo's the town that I love the best, # - @sfeuer you said four letter s word, meaning bad word, meaning Android is a bad word in reply to sfeuer #
- @sfeuer three drinks is much more than I could handle. I'd be lucky to handle one and a half, at most. in reply to sfeuer #
- @sfeuer it's okay to lose count. I k ow how to use the Internet, after finding some pictures, Just don't tell Cate that I think she's cute. in reply to sfeuer #
- @bitchwhocodes wouldn't that be known as feeding your masochist tendencies? in reply to bitchwhocodes #
- @sfeuer wait, does more skull mean you can drink more? Is that REALLY what you had the doctor do? in reply to sfeuer #
- @ToriOreo after the week I've had, I need a drink, but it's #snowpocalypse here in the Midwest in reply to ToriOreo #
- @ToriOreo damn human evolution and science. As the song goes "our mothers smoked and drank…we turned out alright", so we tell ourselves in reply to ToriOreo #
- @ToriOreo I know my mom didn't. My parents didn't start drinking again until their 40's. in reply to ToriOreo #
- @YeahImAshley either Walking through walls or teleportation, either one would be time saving in reply to YeahImAshley #
- @totallesliemove I think the song is an entire family having sex changes, or just changing gender roles. One of the two. in reply to totallesliemove #
- @joshuaschnell bed. That's my suggestion. in reply to joshuaschnell #
- @joshuaschnell you can smite dragons tomorrow. It's time for bed. We don't want a cranky Josh tomorrow. in reply to joshuaschnell #
- @rachelr1977 goodnight ipad. in reply to rachelr1977 #
- @eastscene @joshuaschnell yeah, yeah, blame old "war" injuries as the reason to play skyrim. in reply to eastscene #
- It's great to get an email from your boss that shows a "no confidence" stance in your abilities. Makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside :/ #
- @totallesliemove hmm… Seems like they don't have much confidence in "the president" hence the "screaming". #meetinvirginia #train in reply to totallesliemove #
- @totallesliemove or "The President" is a mob boss… and they don't like how's he's handling the "family" #meetvirginia #train in reply to totallesliemove #
- @randizuckerberg We can prescribe watching hoarders…. then we'll see how quickly your closet empties out. in reply to randizuckerberg #
- Any Chicagoland ladies who need help with their Aphallatosis? I can help, just ask.
# - @jennywitham You're talking about exercise right, not your sex life? in reply to jennywitham #
- @bldngnerd I can be funny sometimes, but after the last hellish week, and the nightmare next week, I need a good laugh. in reply to bldngnerd #
- @shiralazar every time I see a movie with any spot in London in it, it makes me want to go back to London. in reply to shiralazar #
- @officialBRAT that was your 9,500th tweet. only 500 more to go until you hit 10,000 #
- Is anybody else as annoyed as I am with the lack of cohesiveness amongst twitter's apps? The iOS app shows more info than web or Mac App. #
- @officialBRAT that's a good question. If you keep replying to people, and posting what you're thinking, it'll be sooner than you think. in reply to officialBRAT #
- @jovialjacki give @jschrein my deepest sympathies regarding trying to get his #CCIE the CCNA is hard enough, let alone CCNP. Good Luck! in reply to jovialjacki #
- @RobertJFClarke Mac or PC? Do you like the click clack of a keyboard, or do you want a quiet keyboard? in reply to RobertJFClarke #
- @jovialjacki if @jschrein gets his CCIE, he can almost write how much he wants to make per hour and almost be set for life. in reply to jovialjacki #
- @jovialjacki @jschrein I decided networking was not what I wanted to do full time. I can still do most of it, but it's been a while. in reply to jovialjacki #
- @RobertJFClarke check out this logitech: http://t.co/1LyV6lLg in reply to RobertJFClarke #
- @officialBRAT see, look you're already at 9506… only 494 to go now! keep it up! in reply to officialBRAT #
- @officialBRAT ooh… gummy candies… I prefer gummy worms myself. But LifeSaver's gummies are the best…. in reply to officialBRAT #
- Everybody check out “@ikearstin: http://t.co/v47T7qGt” it has naked photos on the page! well maybe not. Find out for yourself! #
- @jovialjacki how long until retirement for @jschrein? in reply to jovialjacki #
- @jennywitham I'll refrain from saying something. Suffice to say, You + Me and your "exercise" routine. in reply to jennywitham #
- @jovialjacki @jschrein That's not TOO bad. Thanks to both of you for the service to the US! You have to include the wives as well @ToriOreo in reply to jovialjacki #
- @alexlindsay I thought two tin cans and a string though was the best audio mixer… oh wait, you want digital mixers… in reply to alexlindsay #
- @BearsFan34 ooh, you could drop one in a bottle of generic soda, stand back and have grape soda all over the floor in reply to BearsFan34 #
- @BearsFan34 ooh…. even better idea. Put it out in the Snow in the middle of the yard, then you'll have purple snow. in reply to BearsFan34 #
- @BearsFan34 They never said anything about not eating purple snow…. just brown and yellow snow… in reply to BearsFan34 #
- Might be possible, but I don't drink, so N/A: “@ZodiacFacts: Popular #Cancer drinks include mojitos, sweet cocktails and anything with rum.” #
- @Moriah_XO @eastnyc hmm…. maybe I need to go to the club and look for girls who are wearing leggings… in reply to Moriah_XO #
- @Moriah_XO @eastnyc damn…. although I wouldn't go to the clubs anyway… it's not my style. in reply to Moriah_XO #
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